Jokes Wishes and Status Messages - Page 74

Reporter: How does it feel to become a millionaire? Millionaire: Sad, because I am not a billionaire.

Wats d Diff btwn own Wife & Other''s Wife..??Own Wife is CHOCLATE can have Any Time..Other''s Wife is like ICECREAM should have Immediately

A lady had 8 sons all named KEVIN, when asked how she differentiates while calling, she replied “by their surname”.

Height of kanjoosi: A Sindhi''s house has caught Fire & he is giving Missed Calls to the Fire Station..!

Judge to accused: Have you anything to offer before I pass sentence on you?Accused: No, Your Honour. My lawyer took my last dollar.

Doc & engg loved d same girl. Engg before going out of station for a week gave 7 apples to the girl. Why? B''coz an apple a day keeps doctor away

when u kiss an american girl she says kiss me hard,when u kiss a british girl she say kiss me slow,but when u kiss an indian girl she says kisay nu na dasi

Wife:Yester-night I saw a dream that u were sending me jewellery and clothes! Husband: Yeah, I saw ur dad paying the bill !!!

Technical question: Where u can find mangoes? ...no it is nt in mango tree ..shop?no wrong.. Ans: where WOMENgoes there MANgoes

WIFE : " I wish I was a newspaper, so I''d be in ur hands all day." HUSBAND : " I too wish that u were a newspaper, so I could have a new one

There are Three Scientist Come together to Make AeroPlain 1 from U.S.A. 2 from Japan & 3 from India. The American Scientist arranged for Necessary Raw Materials Then Japanis Scientis Assembeled the Plain At Last Indian Scientis paint on the plain i.e Made in India

A Gujju boy fillin an application form Gets confused n asks dad:whats MOTHER TONGUE ?dad said: VERY LONG.

A pregnant lady goes to astrologer.He says when the baby Will deletered baby''s father will die.The lady says oh thank god my husband is safe

Wife: Im ashamed of the way we live; papa pays the house rent, my brother sends food and clothing, aunty pays our electric and water bills and my friend Sheela buys us movie tickets.I dont like to complain but now its too much. Husband: U shud be ashamed; uve still got 1 sister and 2 brothers, who dont send us even a single penny.

Mr. Verma got the following letter: If u dont send Rs.2 lakhs within 3 days time, we will kidnap ur wife.To this, he sent the following reply: I m very sorry,I cant fulfill ur demand, but I m sure u ll keep up ur promise.

1 drunk asked the other:What a beautiful night,look at the moon.Other drunk: U are wrong,thats not the moon,that s the sun.Both started arguing for a while when they saw another drunk walking; they stopped him,Sir,pls help settle our argument?Tell us what is that up in the sky that s shining.Is it the moon or the sun?3rd man looked at the sky and said,Sorry, I dont live around here.

Teacher : "Can anybody give an example of CO INCIDENCE?". Sardar : Sir, my mom n dad married on the Sameday, Sametime.

Wife: Why are you home so early? Husband: My boss told me to go to hell.

Teacher: What r the people of Turkey called? Student: I don''t know. Teacher: They r called Turks, now What r the people of Germany called? Student: They r called Germs.

Written on the front side of a Girl''s T shirt: "I am a Virgin " ... On the back "This is an Old T shirt "..!

LAST NIGHT SHE CAME TO MY BED,LAYED ON MY BODY,TOOK LIQUID FROM MY BODY AND GOT SATISFACTION .SHE WAS A MOSQUITO

humne suna hai ishq mein ratoin ki neend udda jati hai plzzzzzzz koi humse bhi ishq karo hume ratoin ko neend bahut aati hai.

A guy told his friend, “My father’s name is laughing and my mother’s name is smiling.” So the friend asks, “Is your name kidding?” The guy says, “That’s my brother’s name and I am joking.”

Wife: u know, husband and wife are not allowed 2 be together in heaven!!! Husband: yes, that''s y it''s called heaven

2 sardar soldiers captured a pakistani, gave him dice & said, if u get 1,2,3,4,5 V''ll kill u! paki asks: 6 aya to? sardars: Then, throw again..

What is the Fullform ABCDEFG?A Boy Can Do Everything For a Girl...And Now what is GFEDCBA?Girl ForgetsEverything Done and Catches new Boy again..

tom enters kitchen and opens the sugar box. Sees inside and closes it. Wife observes the whole episode Again he comes and does the same stuff. Wife asks Why are you doing this? Tom replies: Doctor told to check sugar level regularly

A sardar was always teasing his wife "Teen bachon ki maa". One day she got angry & teased him back "ek bache ka baap

Try this ,its fun Go to msg Select New msg activate T9 (or dictionary as in your mobile) & type these keys... 4#260#2#3665#42#42#42# try now and do re....

Height of technical thinking... A software person falling from the roof of a building and shouting F1 F1 F1 instead of help help......!!