Teacher: Johny, how do you spell "crocodile"? Manu: "K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L" Teacher: No, that''s wrong Manu: Maybe it''s wrong, but you ask me how I spell it!
A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before. "You''ll get your chance in court," said the Police officer. "No, no no!" said the man. "I want to know how he got into the house without waking my wife. I''ve been trying for years."
da cocktail party 1 woman said to another "Aren''t u wearing ur wedding ring on da wrong finger?" The other replied "Yes, I am, I married da wrong man."
Man runs home shouting pack your bags honey, i just won 10 million in lottery. wife: Do i pack for beach or Resort ? Man : Who cares? just pack and get lost.
Wife going to Wife returns. Husband:-where is my gift? Wife:-wait 4 9months. London. Wife:-Do u want anything from England? Husband:-ya... English girl.
Why there are always two cops in a car patrol ? A: In case the siren won''t work, one of them to scream "Wouuuu-Wouuuuu" and the other - "Blue, Red, Blue, Red, Blue, Red.."
A man phones a mental hospital and asks the receptionist if there is anybody in Room 27 She goes and checks, and comes back to the phone, telling him that the room is empty "Good," says the man. "That means I must have really escaped."
Stalking into a police station late one night, a man demands to speak to the burglar who broke into his home. "Sorry,that''s against the rule," says the desk sergeant."You didn''t get it," says the man."I need to know how he got in without waking my wife."
Two men were talking at a party. "I," said the first,"only believe half of what people tell me." "Why ?" "I''m a lawyer." "I believe twice what people tell me." "What are you ?" "A tax inspector."