Jokes Wishes and Status Messages - Page 79

What do u call a woman in heaven? An angel.A crowd of women in heaven?A host of Angels.And ALL women in heaven?PEACE ON EARTH !

Define true music lover.Ans: A girl is singing in bathroom while taking bath and a boy near the keyhole is using his ears and not his eyes.

Mother to her teenage daughter:" I think its right time we should talk about sex".
The daughter replied, "sure MOM, what do you want to know"?

Mr. Verma to his adopted son:" Beta.. What is the height of laziness?" Son:-"What else than having an adopted son !!"

Excuse me, do u have a Band-Aid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you

Why can''t a blonde dial 911? Because She can''t find the eleven!!!

If yöü cän bé ävöìdéd sìmply by clösìng r éyés, I wöüldn''t blìnk ät äll for I dönt wänt to lét ä sécönd päss hävìng löst ä höñey lìké YÖü!

Höld ä trüé frìénd wìth böth yöür händs, doñt lét gö 4 trüé frìend cömés öncé ìn ä lìfétìmé. Thåt''s why ì''m höldìng yoü tight! Cänt lét Ü go

It''s true that we don''t know what we''ve got until it''s gone, but it''s also true that we don''t know what we''ve been missing until it arrives.

If I had a single flower for every time I thought of you I could walk in my garden forever, never finding the end.

Every girl wants one guy to meet all her needs, while every guy wants all the girls to meet his one need.

You do not know the effect you have on me because every time I see you my heart begins to smile.

Don''t cry because it''s over, smile because it happend.

I''m scared to fall in love, scared to fall fast, because every time I fall in love... it never seems to last.

Love Is When You Don''t Want To Go To Sleep, Because Reality Is Better Than A Dream.

A million words would not bring you back, I know, because I''ve tried. Neither would a million tears. I know, because I''ve cried.

Under the sea, there lays a rock. In the rock, there is an envelope. In the envelope, there is a paper. On the paper, there are 3 words... ''Forget me not''

I''m crazy for you. Touch me once and you''ll know it''s true, I never wanted anyone like this, it''s all brand new, you''ll feel it in my kiss, I''m crazy for you.

The happiest of people don''t necessarily have the best of everyting... they just make the most of everything that comes along their way...

Looking back on all these years, all the smiles and all the tears, I never want these memories to fade.

I got nothing else 2 offer, so 2 U, it''s luv I going 2 send. It''s nothing tat I borrowed, it''s nothing I’d lend. This luv I’m sending has a Lifetime Guarantee!

You asked me who I liked and I said no one... but what I really meant was no one but you.

If the only possible way we can be together is in my dreams, then I''ll sleep forever.

Don''t cry for someone who don''t worth while; the one who is worth, wouldn''t make one cries..

There are times when I fall in love with someone new, but I always seem to find myself back in love with you.

When you are feeling stressed and about to breakdown, just remember: STRESSED is just DESSERTS spelled backwards.. it''s a piece of cake!

God created men first, coz you always make a rough draft before a masterpiece.

If someone comes into your life and becomes part of you, but for some reason he/she could not stay, don''t be too sad... be glad that your paths have crossed.

You''re like a shining star in the cold dark nite, you lead me, you guide me, you makes everything seems so rite...

She BlinDeD mE wiTh hEr LigHT, it''S SucH A beaUtiFuL SigHt... The WaY She MoVes Is LiKe An AngEl... ShE gOt Me WaLkiNg On Air.