Jokes Wishes and Status Messages - Page 81

Question:Do you know what frustrates sardar?? ANSWER:-When his wife deliverr twins & he can''t find the father of the second child...!!

1 Pakistani on Moon-No Problem, 10 Pakistanis on Moon-No problem, 100 Pakistanis on Moon-No Problem, All Pakistanis on Moon-PROBLEM SOLVED!!

My wife has lost her credit card"-the man told his friend...FRIEND-have u informed the bank?..no the thief is spending much less than she does!

A man was dying of cancer. His son asked him,"Dad,why do u keep telling people u"re dying of AIDS?" Answer: "So when I"m dead no one will dare to touch ur mom!

Advntages of havin sex with maried women: They give like hell,They do not yell,They do not tell,They do not swell & thers no risk of wedding bell

A Wife asks hubby how many woman he had slept with? Husband proudly replies Only You Darling, with others i was awake...

Thums up Pio, Coca Cola Pio, Pepsi Pio, Dew Pio, Juice Pio, Shake Pio, Nariyal pani pio, Soda pio. Pio Pio Aur Pio, Kyunki ab HUGGIES pe Rs.20 Off hai!

Hi dude..I heard u got held up at gun point last night and the guy gave u 2 options. Suck his dick or die. Glad to hear ur alright man!!!

Afghan Boy" when do u say an afghan boy matured?
when he takes out his diper and ties it on his head.

A For" ...
Teacher : A for ?
Sardar : Apple
Teacher : zor se bolo...!
Sardar : JAY MATA DI...!!!

THREE EXPERIENCE IN SEX :
PRE-MARITAL SEX IS TRAINING EXPERIENCE!
MARITAL SEX IS GAINING EXPERIENCE!
EXTRA-MARITAL SEX IS ROAMING EXPERIENCE!

Mother to Teenage Daughter : "I think its time that we should talk about SEX."
Daughter : "Yes Mom, What do You want to know ?".

Bride''s Dad hands a note to the groom: ''GOODS DELIVERED ARE NOT RETURNABLE.'' Groom gave another note back to father: ''CONTRACT VOID IF SEAL IS BROKEN.'' 

How do u keep an idiot amused? Watch this message until it goes away! 

Y MEN R LIKE COMPUTERS 1)dey r useless until u turn dem on 2)dey have lots of data but r still clueless 3)as soon as u pick 1 a better model cums on the market!

Y MEN R LIKE TOILETS 1)dey r always out of order 2)dey stink 3)the nice ones r always engaged 4)dey consume large amounts of liquid 5)r constantly full of crap

Yo Sista so fat the National Weather Agency assigns names to her farts.

Yo Mama so poor that she uses tumbleweed as a Xmas tree.

You Mommy so hairy she''s got afros on her nipples.

Yo'' mama breath so disgustingly bad that she needs Freshmints with batteries in it

Did you know flies were given wings so that they could beat yo mama to the dump?

I heard yo house was made out of bog paper - why? cuz your whole family full of crap!

Yo kid brother so fat and ugly Peter Jackson offered him the part of the Cave Troll in lord of the rings

You Nose so damn big that we use yer snotters as Footballs.

Yo Nana so ghetto she washes paper plates.

Oi, yo need to tell you mama to stop wearing the blue lipstick...I got balls like a smurf now!

You so skinny, you turned sideways and disappeared.

Yo mama''s so bald, when she braids her hair, it remind me of stitches.

Yo Mama so fat when she steps on a scale it reads "One at a time, please".

Yo mama so fat and stupid that she was fired from Forrest Gump cuz she kept eating the box of chocolates.