Yo mama is so fat she sat on a rainbow and made Skittles!
Yo mama so stupid she puts a ruler on her pillow to see how long she slept
Yo'' papa so damn strange that he invented a water-proof teabag.
Yo mother in law so bald that when she put on a sweater, folk thought she was a roll on deoderant!
I heard that Yo mama is on the warpath - she lost a finger and now can''t count past 9...
Yo mama so nasty when she masterbates, she gets arrested for cruelty to animals.
Yo mama so stupid that she got stabbed in a shoot out.
Yo mama''s blind and is seeing another man.
Yo mama so fat that when she went to sea world the little kids ran away and told their parents that a whale escaped.
Yo mama''s glasses are so damn thick she can see into the future.
Yo'' Mamma is so fat she uses a VHS as a beeper!
Yo mama''s so old, she owes Fred Flintstone a food stamp.
Yo mama so stupid she sat on the tv and watched the couch.
Yo sista so damn stupid on her last job application where it said ''Sex?'' she marked "M, F, and occasionally on a Thursday too.."
You'' big brother so damn stupid that on his last job application, under emergency contact he put 999 (911).
Your mama''s so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!
Yo mam is so stupid - I just aks her about her X-Men and she said: "Well, my first baby''s daddy was Jimmy...and I still see Johnny on Fridays...."
Yo Mama so damn old she used to Gang Bang with the Flintstones and had an affair with Captain Caveman.
Yo Mother in law''s teeth are so yellow, Dorothy and Toto thought it was the Yellow Brick Road.
Yo mama''s like a race car driver...she burns a lot of rubbers...
Yo mamas so fat she shoved a battery up her ass and yelled "I got the Power!".
Yo Auntie just like the Suez Canal - Vessels full of Seamen passing through everyday...
Yo mama so stupid and clumsy, she got tangled in a cordless phone.
Yo Mama ass so huge she take up 5 rows in the cinema...
Yo'' Sista''s just like a like a Popsicle - everybody wants a fuckin lick!
Yo Papa''s so short, he tried to commit suicide with a pin.
Yo Mamma''s so hairy she just got an armpit trim and lost 20 pounds!
Yo Grannie''s so enormous that when she went to the drycleaners to hand in her underwear, they put up a sign - ''NO PARACHUTES ALLOWED''
Yo mam like a screen door - after a couple of bangs she tends to loosen up.
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