Yo mamas so hairy wen u were born u almost died of rugburn
Yo mama''s so ugly, she made a blind man cry!
Yo mama smells so bad, when she went to make friends with a skunk, the skunk got hit by a truck on purpose!
Yo mamma so old, fat and hairy, that when she took you to the zoo the zookeepers thought a silverback Gorilla had abducted you!
Yo mama so fat she has all the food caterers on speed dial
Yo mama so fat, that when u were born, they had 2 send out a search party to find ya!
Yo mama so poor that when i stepped on a cigarette she cried, hey, who turned off the heater.
Yo mama soooo ugly, she works as a double for Saddam Hussein.
Yo mamma so ugly, yo daddy would rather kiss her ass before going work everyday
Yo mama soooo poor she can''t even pay attention!
This is a fact, yo mama''s breath Is wack, she needs a tic, not a tac, but the whole damn pack
Yo kid brother so damn ugly that the kids at school have started saying, "Hey Gollum, give us your autograph"
Yo mama so0o0o fat, one day she walked out with a yellow rain jacket on and the children began yelling, "Hey, the School Bus is here!"
I don''t mean to be mean, but yo mama needs listerine, not a sip, not a swallow, but the whole damn bottle.
Yo mama so0o0o fat, she takes baths in the Atlantic Ocean
Yo Mama''s breath is so bad, she made a tic tac run away!
Yo mama''s so damn fat that when she was kidnapped her face covered every side of the milk carton!
Yo mama so ugly when she looked out the window she was arrested for 1st degree murder.
Your Mama so dumb she brought a spoon to the super bowl.
Yo mama like a fast food restaraunt - quick and easy!!!
Yo Mama''s so damn ugly that she turned your dad gay.
Yo mamma so damn fat that when she traveled back to the dinosaur times and she took a step the dinosaurs said what the hell is happing...oh shit its a real damn earthquake.
Yo mama''s so bald, Mr. Clean got jealous.
Yo mama like a shotgun - five cocks and shes loaded
Yo Mamas so damn greasy that she has to use bacon for a bandaid.
Yo Mamma so damn ugly she makes Anne Ramsey look like J Lo.
Yo'' mama so dumb she got locked inside Matress World and slept on the floor.
Yo'' mamma so ugly she got arrested for vandalizing a mirror shop.
Yo mama so stupid she put a peep hole in a glass door
Yo mama like nascar - two rubbers and shes ready to ride.
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