Yo mama is so bad, when she got called for jury duty she was found guilty.
Yo mama such a dirty whore that they''re having to paternity test the whole state of Texas just to find out who yo daddy is!
Yo mama''s so large, she went to get an all over tan and the sun burned out...
Yo mamma so old that in the back seat of your car, kids don''t say ''Are we there yet'', they scream, ''Is she Dead yet!''
Your mamma''s so fat, the body snatchers called home for backup.
Yo AOL buddy so stupid when the Computer said ''Press any key to continue'', she phoned support complaing she couldn''t find the ''any'' key...
Yo Cousin so stupid that when I said I was going to Thailand she asked me if they still sold Kippers....
I was speaking to your parents - they told me you was such an ugly baby they had to feed you with a slingshot.
Yo mama only got 1 finger and runs around stealing key rings.
Yo auntie Ethel''s so toothless, it took her an hour to eat minute rice.
Yo mama''s like the new AOL 7.0: Fast, fun, oh so easy and you get 100 hours FREE
Your house is so disgusting that I tripped over a rat, got bitten by a tarantula and to top it off - the cockroaches nicked ma wallet...
Yo brother''s mouth so damn enormous, he speaks in Dolby surround sound!
I saw Yo mama at the freak show petting the world''s largest wilderbeast.
Yo Mama''s so freakin nasty, I talked to her over the PC and she gave me a virus.
Yo mama''s so fat that when she walks across the living room, the radio skips
Yo mama''s like a pirate, there she blows
Yo mama is so fat she has three shirt sizes, jumbo, humongus, and "OH
I got on the train last night - they had a new sign up reading - "Maximum Occupancy: 200 Patrons OR Yo Mama"
Yo mama so poor i saw her kicking a can down the street and asked her what she was doing she said moving.
Yo mama so stupid she took a ruler to bed with her to see how long she slept.
Yo sista so fat that she gets runs in her Levi''s
Yo mama''s so damn stupid on a job application it said "sex" and she wrote Monday wednesday and sometimes friday.
Yo mama''s so fat, she ain''t on a diet, she''s on a Triet - She''s all like - "Whatever yo eating ... I''ll try it!"
Paris and Rico walked into the locker room holding his side and bending over. Paris says "ow man im so sore" Dario asks " whats wrong?" Paris replies " man yo mama was rough last night" Rico adds " she needs to loosen up"
Yo mama''s so fat, she gobbles down Cookies as if they were tic-tacs
Can I have your picture? ......... I save natural disasters
There are numerous restaurants where you can eat Chinese. But it does not help a bit. There are more every day.
Do you believe that getting married on a Friday brings bad luck ? "Of course, why would Friday be an exception?"
Can I go to the theatre? Asks a mosquito to her mother. "yes but be aware, pay attention during the applause."
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