For sale complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica. 74 volumes. Good condition. $1,000?No longer needed, got married, T wife knows eVthing!
The average woman would rather have beauty than brains,because the average man can see better than he can think
A girl ph1d me T oTr day & said 'Come no over, Tre's nobody home'.I went over. Nobody was home.
Brain Search: Brain detector activated, calibrating, now searching.........still searching......get a good grip of your gsm....still searching.......no brains found
2 aerials meet on a roof - fell in love & got married.T ceremony was terrible, but T reception was brilliant!
When a man talks dirty 2 a women, its sexual harassmentwhen a women talks dirty 2 a man, its Rs.3.95 per minute!
Wht do U cll a triple barrel shotgun?A trifle.
Yesterday night I lay on my bed looking at the stars, then I wondered...Hey, where on earth IS MY ROOF!
Wht do U cll a handcuffed man?Trus2rthy.
Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying? It's like when dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving
Wht do Mexicns hv under Tir carpets?Underlay! Underlay!
How do you keep a blonde busy all day? Put her in a round room and tell her to sit in the corner
What do u call a blonde hiding in a closet? The 1987 world hide and seek champion
Wht's T maximum penalty of bigamy?2 moTrs-in-law.
What do 7'tall basketball players do in their off season? Go to the movies and sit in front of you
Wht do U get if U cross a skunk with a boomerang?A bad smell U cnt get rid of.
Why do only 10% of men make it to heaven? Because if they all went it would be hell
Y R dumb blonde jokes all 1-liners?So men cn underst& Tm.
Why can't men get Mad Cow's Disease? Because they are pigs
Wot do U do if a blonde throws a grenade @ U?Take T pin out & throw it back.
Why don't blondes talk whilst having sex? Because their mums told them not to talk to strangers!
Hv U hrd about T magic trac2r?It went down a country road & turned in2 a field.
Never let a man's mind wander, It's too little to be out on it's own!!!!
I want 2 die peacefully in my sleep like my great grandfather...not screaming in terror like his passengers!
Mum, Can I have a dog for Christmas? No you can have turkey like everyone else !
My wife dresses 2 killT only problem is th@ she cooks in T same manner.
Who is never hungry at Christmas? The turkey - he's always stuffed !
Wht did 1 magnet say 2 T oTr magnet?I find U V attractive.
Hw do U kp an idiot amused?W@ch ths message until it goes away!
How to impress a woman: compliment her, kiss her, love her, tease her, protect her, listen to her, support herHow to impress a man: Show up naked, bring beer
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