Jokes Wishes and Status Messages - Page 89

how do you keep an idiot in suspense ??? ............. ............ ...tell you later !!!

2 cows in a field. 1 cow says 'Hv U hrd about ths mad cow disease?'


T oTr thinks & replies 'Yep but it doesn't affect us rabbits.'

Wht do U cll a dog with no legs?


It doesn't m@ter wot U cll him, he ain't gonna cum.

Why can't a blonde dial 911? Because She can't find the eleven!!!

mary had a little lamb,its name was little ralph,its burnin in a field right nowcos its got foot and mouth

What is the difference between blondes and traffic signs?
Some traffic signs say stop

This is your mobile operator and we just found out you are too dumb to use your phone, so please put it on ground and start jumping on it . Thank you

what did the blondes womens left leg say to the blonde womens right leg? don't know they never met!

Pleas turn your mobile phone upside down now!!! Hurry
370HSSV 0773H

Your teeth are so yellow, i can't believe it's not butter!!!

Abracadabra


Nope, ur still ugly!

Ths msg cn only B read by a SEXY person:


Nothing? Sorry, I guess UR just not SEXY·Hey! Dnt force it ugly, get lost!

1 day as I came home early from work, I saw a guy jogging naked. I said to the guy, 'Hey buddy, why are you doing that?' He said, 'Because you came home early.'

MuM: Have you brought the matches home? Son: Yes! Mum: Are they working??? Son: Yes! I have try up all the fire macthes... It's working.

Some newspapers publish untrue news, but there is one thing that is true. What is it? >>> Date <<<

A Short thing, It gets Longer when U hold it, N pass between women Breasts, N enters into A hole What is it? 1 min 2 think! Car Seat Belt, U dirty mind.

Q: How would a blond interpret 6.9?
A: A 69 interrupted by a period.

Q: What does a blonde look like after sex?
A: No idea mate. I'm already long gone....

Q : What does a blonde and a beer bottle have in common?
A : They're both empty from the neck up.

Q : Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?
A : So she wouldn't wake up the sleeping pills

Q : What do you call four Blondes in a Volkswagon?
A : Far-from-thinking

Q : Why can't blondes put in light bulbs?
A : They keep breaking them with the hammers.

Did you hear about the blonde that got an AM radio?
It took her months to figure out she could use it at night

Q : What happened to the blonde tap dancer?
A : She slipped off and fell down the drain

What did the blonde say when she looked into a box of Cheerios?
OH, LOOK!! Donut seeds!!

Why can't blondes be pharmacists?
Because they can t fit the bottle in the typewriter

Why did the Santa Singh stare at the frozen orange juice? Because it said "concentrate"

Why did 18 sardars go to a movie?
Because below 18 was not allowed

Q: Why did the Santa Singh try and steal a police car?
A: On the back she saw "911" and thought it was a Porsche.

Q: What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory?
A: Proof-reading.