Jokes Wishes and Status Messages - Page 10

Banta: What kind of a dog is that ?

Santa: A police dog.

Banta: Oh, but he doesn't look like one.

Santa: That's because he's in the secret service.

Breaking News..
Octopus Paul in Coma.

Dr says Mental trauma...wen

Santa asked him a question..

"Baba Ji Wen will India reach FIFA finals?"

Height Of Nalaiq Pun...
Dad: Y Didnt U Go 4 The Exam..?
Son: Paper Was Tough!
Dad: Widout Going, How Did U Know?
Son: Paper Was Leaked 2 Days Ago...!!:-)

A small boy, his father and father's friend went to a Restaurant. Father: waiter, 2 beer & 1 icecream.
Boy: y daddy ur friend don't like beer ah?

Nurse to patient with bleeding head: Your Name?
Patient: Snta
Nurse: Birthdate?
Patient: 01-Feb -85
Nurse: Married?
Patient: No, Car Accident..

Interviewer: What is the Recession?
Candidate:
When 'Wine & Women' get replaced by 'Water & Wife', that Critical Phase of Life is called Recession

Santa asks Banta hOw was yur exam?
Banta: It was Ok-but i cOuld nOt ans. past tense Of THINK-I thOught, thuOght & finally wrOte THUNK-!

Child-who is this man who comes every night and dissapears in morning?

Mother-thank God! You saw him, he is your father, a "Software Engineer"

Pappu: The planes are so fast these days that there is no time to get acquainted with the air hostess.

DHONI says "God has sent me on earth to show people how to play cricket-" :-)

SACHIN Replied
"I never sent anybody-"

Managment student kisses a girl.
Girl-whats this?

Boy- its called DIRECT MARKETING.

Girl slaps d boy

Boy-what is this?

Girl- this is CUSTOMER FEED BACK...:)

Teacher- "behind every successful man there is a women" What we learn from this?
Students- we should stop waisting time in studies and find a women

Santa: The judge fined me for stealing again.
Banta: Why in the world do you keep stealing?
Santa: I have to steal to pay those.

kuppu: When is it unlucky to see a black cat? . . . . . . . mapu: When you are a mouse.

Pappu asked 1 question and teacher got confused.
Question was: Black is colour, white is also a colour but black and white is not a colour TV. Why?

Lady: When you are finished with me, will my husband think I am beautiful?

Beautician: May be, does he still drink a lot?

Boy1: Dude i got a new car, a laptop and a mobile.

Boy2: Cool bro, what does your father do?






Boy1: He sells ONIONS...!! :-D

Papa:Rohan,you could not solve this simple sum?.A 5 years child can do this.

Rohan:Papa,you shouldn't get angry unnecessarily.I couldn't do the sum because I am 10 years old.

During an inspection of the factory, the Inspecting officer asked the foreman : 'How many people work here? 'Oh about one out of ten' said the foreman.

boy - how many apples can u eat empty stomach?
santa - 6
boy - wrong! only 1 apple , bcoz when u eat 2nd apple ,thats not in empty stomach

Santa ne English Speaking me admission liya or us se Kaha gya k Koi acha Eng Sentence Bolo
Snta:Josh me Bola
I shall Never Die b4 My death...

GF to Her Fiance
its Time tat I tel u all my affairs
Fiance- Bt u hv told me already & i Forgave u
GF-But that was 2 weak Back
These are New Ones

a worried man to psychologist
my wife treats me as if iam dog
dr. does she abuse u, hits u or strave u?
man; no no worse she wants me to b faith ful

Mom of d Millenium: A girl tells her mom
"I wAnt fresh air,cAn i go 4 A wAlk?"
Mom: ok, but Ask ur fresh air to leAve u home by 9 PM.! :-)

TECHNOLOGY IMPACT:
In Year 2050
Father Angrily 2 His LKG Kid,
"I Told U a Hundred Times, U Were Born,
Not DOWNLOADED.!

Santa was filling slam buk,He saw d quesn zodiac sign
He didn't knw it meant. So he turned bak n saw dat sm1 had written Cancer
So he wrote "AIDS"

daughter-i'm in lovewith neighbour,soi'm running away with him..
dad-thank's dear, u save my money&time.daughter-dad!i'm reading this letter left by mom.

Banta: What is the best way to see flying saucers? Santa: Pinch the waitress.

Teacher-Bhalu can you spell the word blind bird? Bhalu-b-l-n-d-b-r-d! Teacher-where are the two I's? Bhalu-Sir!blind bird does not have eyes sir!

Banta was driving his car on d road. Traffic inspector stopped him
B: I'm learning car driving
Insp: Without d nstructor?
B: Correspondence Course