Jokes Wishes and Status Messages - Page 10

Child-who is this man who comes every night and dissapears in morning?

Mother-thank God! You saw him, he is your father, a "Software Engineer"

Santa asks Banta hOw was yur exam?
Banta: It was Ok-but i cOuld nOt ans. past tense Of THINK-I thOught, thuOght & finally wrOte THUNK-!

DHONI says "God has sent me on earth to show people how to play cricket-" :-)

SACHIN Replied
"I never sent anybody-"

Pappu: The planes are so fast these days that there is no time to get acquainted with the air hostess.

Managment student kisses a girl.
Girl-whats this?

Boy- its called DIRECT MARKETING.

Girl slaps d boy

Boy-what is this?

Girl- this is CUSTOMER FEED BACK...:)

Teacher- "behind every successful man there is a women" What we learn from this?
Students- we should stop waisting time in studies and find a women

Santa: The judge fined me for stealing again.
Banta: Why in the world do you keep stealing?
Santa: I have to steal to pay those.

kuppu: When is it unlucky to see a black cat? . . . . . . . mapu: When you are a mouse.

Pappu asked 1 question and teacher got confused.
Question was: Black is colour, white is also a colour but black and white is not a colour TV. Why?

Lady: When you are finished with me, will my husband think I am beautiful?

Beautician: May be, does he still drink a lot?

Boy1: Dude i got a new car, a laptop and a mobile.

Boy2: Cool bro, what does your father do?






Boy1: He sells ONIONS...!! :-D

Papa:Rohan,you could not solve this simple sum?.A 5 years child can do this.

Rohan:Papa,you shouldn't get angry unnecessarily.I couldn't do the sum because I am 10 years old.

During an inspection of the factory, the Inspecting officer asked the foreman : 'How many people work here? 'Oh about one out of ten' said the foreman.

boy - how many apples can u eat empty stomach?
santa - 6
boy - wrong! only 1 apple , bcoz when u eat 2nd apple ,thats not in empty stomach

GF to Her Fiance
its Time tat I tel u all my affairs
Fiance- Bt u hv told me already & i Forgave u
GF-But that was 2 weak Back
These are New Ones

Santa ne English Speaking me admission liya or us se Kaha gya k Koi acha Eng Sentence Bolo
Snta:Josh me Bola
I shall Never Die b4 My death...

Mom of d Millenium: A girl tells her mom
"I wAnt fresh air,cAn i go 4 A wAlk?"
Mom: ok, but Ask ur fresh air to leAve u home by 9 PM.! :-)

a worried man to psychologist
my wife treats me as if iam dog
dr. does she abuse u, hits u or strave u?
man; no no worse she wants me to b faith ful

Santa was filling slam buk,He saw d quesn zodiac sign
He didn't knw it meant. So he turned bak n saw dat sm1 had written Cancer
So he wrote "AIDS"

TECHNOLOGY IMPACT:
In Year 2050
Father Angrily 2 His LKG Kid,
"I Told U a Hundred Times, U Were Born,
Not DOWNLOADED.!

Banta: What is the best way to see flying saucers? Santa: Pinch the waitress.

daughter-i'm in lovewith neighbour,soi'm running away with him..
dad-thank's dear, u save my money&time.daughter-dad!i'm reading this letter left by mom.

Banta was driving his car on d road. Traffic inspector stopped him
B: I'm learning car driving
Insp: Without d nstructor?
B: Correspondence Course

Teacher-Bhalu can you spell the word blind bird? Bhalu-b-l-n-d-b-r-d! Teacher-where are the two I's? Bhalu-Sir!blind bird does not have eyes sir!

Breaking News..
Octopus Paul in Coma.

Dr says Mental trauma...wen

Santa asked him a question..

"Baba Ji Wen will India reach FIFA finals?"

Banta: What kind of a dog is that ?

Santa: A police dog.

Banta: Oh, but he doesn't look like one.

Santa: That's because he's in the secret service.

A small boy, his father and father's friend went to a Restaurant. Father: waiter, 2 beer & 1 icecream.
Boy: y daddy ur friend don't like beer ah?

Height Of Nalaiq Pun...
Dad: Y Didnt U Go 4 The Exam..?
Son: Paper Was Tough!
Dad: Widout Going, How Did U Know?
Son: Paper Was Leaked 2 Days Ago...!!:-)

Nurse to patient with bleeding head: Your Name?
Patient: Snta
Nurse: Birthdate?
Patient: 01-Feb -85
Nurse: Married?
Patient: No, Car Accident..

Interviewer: What is the Recession?
Candidate:
When 'Wine & Women' get replaced by 'Water & Wife', that Critical Phase of Life is called Recession