Long Wishes and Status Messages

This Is Little Note
To All The Dear People
In My Life
To Let Them Know
That
I Really Love Them
May Be I Didn’t Do
What You Wanted Me
To Do
May Be I Didn’t Say
What You Expected Most
May Be I Didn’t Express
How Much I Care
May Be Somewhere
Sometime I Misunderstood
May Be You expected More
n I Did Little
But
Whatever Happens , It Doesn’t
Mean That
I Don’t Care
I Do CARE
I Do LOVE
You n Your Presence In My Life
Means A Lot To Me . . .

Hum Aap Ko Kabhi Khoney Nahin Denge .
Juda Hona Chaha To Bhi Hone Nahin Denge .
Chandani Raton Mein Ayegi Meri Yaad .
To Meri Yaad Ke Woh Pal Aap Ko Sone Nahin Denge.

What is LOVE?
LOVE is when mom comes at night &
Say "Soja baaki subha uth ke padh lena"
LOVE is when we come back from tution & papa
Says"Beta late hone wale the to call kar dete"
LOVE is when bhabi says "Oye hero
ladki-wadki patayi k nahin?"
LOVE is when sister says "Dekhungi
meri shaadi ke baad kaun tera Kaam Karega"
LOVE is when we are upset &
BROTHER says "Chal
Nautanki kahi ghumne chalte hai."
LOVE is when FRIEND calls & says"Oye
Kaminey Zinda hai ki nai.

Tanha rahna seekh rahi hoon,
Marke jeena seekh rahi hoon,
Maang ke pana seekh liya hai,
Paa ke khona seekh rahi hoon,
Sabar ko apni raah bana kar,
Kanch pe chalna seekh rahi hoon,
Phirti phirti sehra sehra,
Piyas ko peena seekh rahi hoon,
Jeene ke hain ajeeb taqaze,
Zinda rahna seekh rahi hoon.

INDIA : Kabhi Noto ke liye mar gaye,
Kabhi Voto ke liye mar gaye.. .
Kabhi sheela ki Jawaani ke liye mar gaye..
Kabhi Jalebi bai diwaani ke liye mar gaye..
Kabhi Fb par Like Share ke liye mar gaye..
Ajabhi Jaati..Paati ke naam par mar gaye..
Kabhi Sarkaar ke kaam par mar gaye..
Kabhi ham Aapas me do gaz zamino ke liye mar gaye.. . .
Hote Aaj Veer BHAGAT SINGH to kehte..
Yaar SUKH-DEV . RAJGURU ,
Ham bhi kin kamino ke liye mar gaye..!

Whatsapp Ek Masti Hai
Call Se Sasti Hai,
Neend Ko Udati Hai,
Khoon Ko Badhati Hai,
Dimag Ko Pakati Hai,
Par Kuch Bhi Ho,
Ek Doosre Ki Yaad To Dilati Hai,
Ek Shayari Whatsapp Ke Liye...
Awsm Read This:
Sharifon Mein Koi Chor Nahi Hota,
Khwabon Me Koi Aur Nahi Hota,
Library Me Koi Shor Nahi Hota,
Sawan Me Aajkal 'Mor' Nahi Hota,
Dhandhe Me Koi 100% Pure Nahi Hota,
Par Ek Baat Ki Guarantee Hai...
WHATSAPP Pe.. Jo Raheta Hai Woh,
Life Me Kabhi Bore Nahi Hote..

1) Pentium III & Pentium I - Bade miyan and Chhote miyan.
2) Computer infected by Virus - Pyar to Hona hitha.
3) Mouse - Jaanwar.
4) F1 - Guide.
5) Esc - Nau Do Gyarah.
6) Ctrl+Alt+Del - Akhri Rastaa.
7) CrtlC + CtrlV - Duplicate.
8) Undo - Aa ab lautchale.
9) Super User Password - Gupt.
10) BackUp - Jaagte Raho.
11) UPS - Janta Hawaldar.
12) Server - Godfather.
13) Proxy Server - Padosan.
14) Security - Nakabandi.
15) Storage - Tehkhana.
16) Storage capacity -Badhti ka naam Dadhi.
17) Computer without RAM - Kora Kagaz.
18) Computer whose OS is DOS - Buddha mil gaya.
19) System which frequently requires bootable disk - Sharabi.
20) DumbTerminal - Anari.
21) Hard disk and USB Pen Drive - Gharwaali Baharwaali

'Kab Bhoolaye Jate Hain Dost Juda Ho Kar Bhi ,
Sagar
Dil Toot To Jata Hai'
Rehta Phir Bhi Seeny Mein Hai,

6 khobsoorat baaten..!
(1) Zaalim Ke Zulm Se Nahi ?alky
Saabiren Ke Sabar Se Daro.
(2) Zaruri Nahi Jo Khoobsurat Ho Wo Khoobseerat ?hi Ho.!
(3) Aitbar Ki ?arish Main Itna Mat ?heego K Jism Nazar Aany Lagay.
(4) Kisi Ko Haqeer Mat Samjho Q K Raasty Ka Mamooli Pathar ?hi Munh Ke ?al Gira Sakta He
(5) Jisko Apna Khayal Nahi Woh Kisi Ka Khayal Nahi Rakh Sakta.
(6) Kisi Ko Parkho Mat
Q Ke Is Se Rishta Kamzor Hojata Hai.!

!Dardnaq Kissa..
1 Aunty Thi Unki 1 ?eti Thi, Wo Uski ?ohat ?are karti Thi..
?aal ?anwarti Thi, Poniyan ?andhti Thi Ta ka ?achi Achi Dikhay, Par ?achi ki Ankhain Humesha ?ahar Rehti Thein, ?ilqul Aisay
(O_O)
Aunty Ny ?ohat ?y Doctors ko Dikhaya Par Wo ?ahi Nahi Hui..
Phir 1 ?aba ko Dikhaya Unho Ny ?achi ko 1 Mint Ma ?ahi kar Dia..
?ub Hayraan Ho Gae k ?e kaisy Theek Hogai, Tou ?aba G Ny ?ataya..
?us ?aychari Ki Poniyaan Dheeli Kar Dein..

'Or Machli Wale (Yunus) Ko Yaad Karo,
Jab Wo (Apni Qom Se Naraz Hokar) Ghussay Ki Halat Mai Chal Die,
Or Khayal Kia k Hum Unper Qaadir Na Ho Sakein Ge,
Akhir Andhairay Mai (Khuda Ko) Pukaarne Lage k
“Tere Siva Koi Mabood Nahi Hay,
Too Paak Hay,
Beshak Mai Qusoor Waar Hun',
Tu Hum Ne Unki Dua Qubool Karli,
Or Unko Zulm Se Nijaat Bakhshi,
Or Eeman Walo Ko Hum isi Tarah Nijaat Dete Hein.'
(Surah Yunus, Ayat No.98).

Law of Telephone: When you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy tone
Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease your nose will begin to itch
Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner
Law of the Alibi: If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire
Bath Theorem: When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings

I m a lonely road of broken dreamz,

Its a boulevard that i am searching for,

These starz are all so dull,

Its the moon that i am searching for,

Happiness iz so angry at me,

Its life that i am searching for,

There is a crowd around me at all times,

Its a friend that i am searching for,

My life iz just like a path,

Its a destination that i am searching for,

Dont know what iz it that i've lost,

Maybe its 'ME' that i am searching for !! :(

JANUARY: Ki Dhoop Ho

FEB: Ki Sham Ho

MARCH: Ki Khusbo Ho

APR: Ki Hawa Ho

MAY: Ki Subha Ho

JUNE: Ki Chaaown Ho

JULY: Ki Barish Ho

AUG: Ki Taroon Bhari Rat Ho

SEP: Ki Rim Jhim Ho

OCT: Ki Chandni Raat Ho

NOV: Ki Bahar Ho


AUR
DECEMBER:
Ki Sard Shaam Main Hamare Sath Ho.

Whn NASA Began d Launch Of Astronauts In 2 Space, They Found Out Tht d Pen Wudn't Work @ 0 Gravity (Ink Wil Nt Flow Down 2 a Writing Srface)

Solution # 1- 2 Solve Dis Prblm, It Tuk Them 1 Decade(10 Yrs) & $12 Million. They Developd A Pen Tht Wrkd @ 0 Gravity, Upside Down, Undr Water, In Practicaly Any Srface Including Crystal & In A Temperature Range 4m Below 0 To 300 C

Solution # 2- & Wh8 Did Russians Do? They Used A Pencil

MORAL

-Always Luk 4 Simple Solutions

-Devise d Simplst P

A Little Girl and Her Father were Crossing a Bridge.
The Father was Kind of Scared So He Asked His Little Daughter Sweetheart, please Hold my Hand So that You Don't Fall into the River.
The Little Girl Said, No, Dad. You Hold my Hand.
What's the Difference? Asked the puzzled Father.
There's a Big Difference replied the Little Girl.
If i Hold Ur Hand and Something Happens to me, Chances r dat i may Let Ur Hand Go. But if U Hold my Hand, i Know For

As long as there’s a breath
left in your body,
there’s hope.
As long as mankind
has prowled the earth,
miracles have happened,
restoring life and health.
As long as you have
a loving heart,
God will send much
warmth and love
to you in return.
As long as you’ve been alive,
God has been watching over you
and answering your prayers.
As long as the heaven
and stars exist,
God will be there
for you.

Let me start by saying that I thank God every night since I found you. You came into my life when everything seemed so dark but you provided the light to find my way. I've never been so certain of anything in my life like I am of us. You have totally changed my outlook in life and I thank you for that. I never thought that someone could love me like you do, but guess what? I love you that much too. I feel as if I'm walking over clouds just thinking about you. You make my life complete.

Bade: Abe tu kal kya kar raha hain…
Chhote: Kal main busy hoon
Bade: Kyun kahin jaa raha hain kya?
Chhote: Haan kal subah P.M. ke saath meeting hain..
Bade: P.M. ke sath?
Chhote: Haan
Bade: Subah subah?
Chhote: Haan kyun?
Bade: Subah mil hi nahi sakye who.
Chhote: Kyun?
Bade: Abe woh P.M. hain shaam ko miley ge… A.M. hota to subah milta na..
Chhote: Bakwas Bankar..

1 sal ki keemat us shaks sy puchu jo fail ho gya ho.

=1 maheeny ki keemat us shaks sy puchu jis ko sara mahena pay na mili ho.

=1 hafty ki keemat us shaks sy puchu jo sara hafta hospital mai admt rha ho.

=1 din ki keemat us shaks sy pucho jo sara din bhuka rha ho.

=1 gantay ki keemat us sy pucho jisay ek gntay tk kisi ka intzar krna pary.

=1 mint ki keemat us sy pucho jis ny 1 mint ki wja sy apni train mis kr di ho.

=1 second:
ki keemat us sy pucho jo ek second k farq sy boht

Chote: – Chotey ye le badam khaa…
Bade: – Badam kyun… kya hua tujhe achanak…
Chote: – Lena isse general knowledge badta hain…
Bade: – acha…thnkx
Chote: – Acha tujhe pata hain…
Bade: – Please yaar…
Chote: – Aree sunto….
Bade: – Hhhhmmmm…
Chote: – Ek admi hain uska dil toot gaya hain…ab usko G.K ki zarurat nahi hain kyun… Bade: – Kya baat kar raha hain…kyun?
Chote: Tune wo gana nahi sona….”jab dil hi toth gaya hum G.K kya karengey”
Bade: – Bakwas Bandkar.

Missed Call

Abi Tum Na Mujy §ocha Mujy Iss Na ßataya Hy

Mairy Çell Par Number Tumhara Jug Magaya Hy

Guthun Lipty Hoa Din Main Huwa k Ik Jhonka Hy

Ka Jaisy Aasman Par Dupehar Main Abar Aa Jain

Ka Jaisy Ajnabi Raston Main koi Dost Mil Jaey

k Jaisy khawab Ankhon ki Panahon §y Nikal Aey

§akoon Mil Jaey Jaisy Dard ko Aaram Aa Jae

Jaisy ße-Irada Lub Py koi Naam Aa Jae

Ka Jaisy koi ßhooli ¥aad Dil Main Dustakian Da Dy

koi Maanoos Aahut Jis Tarah Dil ko Dekhai Da

kisi ki

An elephant has 5 bananas n it is hungry, bt it doesnt eat da bananas.y?


Bcaz da bananas r made of plastic.

Next...Q

da 5 bananas r real, bt yet da elephant does nt eat it.y?



caz da elephant is made of plastic.

Hahaa...nvr giv up...one more..

Nw,

Both da elephant n da bananas r real, bt yet it cant it.y?

caz da bananas r in da TV.

Ooops!!! Cool down

Both da elephant n da bananas r real n in da TV, bt yet it cant eat it.y?

caz dey r on dif chanels.

Hohoho

Chote: – Kya haal hain…
Bade: – Pehele acha tha ab bura hain…
Chote: – Kya baat kar raha hain…sach main…
Bade: – Bhounk…
Chote: – Acha tujhe wo Naag-punchme kaa opposite pata hain…
Bade: – Bohot purana joke hain…Naag-don’t punchme…
Chote: – Hhhmmm…kaafi smart ho gaya hain…chal Churchgate ka opposite bata chal..
Bade: – Churchgate kaa…churchgate kaa koi opposite nahi hain
Chote: – Churchgate kaa opposite nahi hain…
Bade: – No…
Chote: Sochley
Bade: – Nahi hain…
Chote: Eros theater hain

u mean alot to me
You, do you remember me?
Like I remember you?
Do you spend your life
Going back in your mind to that time?
Because I, I walk the streets alone
I hate being on my own
And everyone can see that I really fell
And I'm going through hell
Thinking about you with somebody else


Somebody wants you
Somebody needs you
Somebody dreams about you every single night
Somebody can't breath without you, it's lonely
Somebody hopes that one day you will see
That Somebody's Me

Ye kya har dam kisi ki minnatein karna,

Kya issi ko kehte ho Mohabbat karna

Jo apni qismat mein hai mile ga wohi,

Phir kis baat pe Rab se shikayten karna,

Ye pagal pan nahi to or kya hai

Phir Zameen k ho kar aasman se baghawtein karna,

Boht kr chuka hai logo Pyaar ye dil