Marriage Jokes Wishes and Status Messages - Page 12

My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife,
Marrying u really messed up my life...

Vimala: Sarla, Apna Belan To Dena. Wo Aa Gaye Hain.
Sarla: Le Jao, Lekin Jaldi Wapas Kar Dena.
Chintu Ke Papa Bhi Ab Aane Hi Wale Hain

mathematician marries a grl
aftr marrige she asks him
grl: hw m i looking.?
mathematician: tan c/sin c
=sin c/cos c.sin c
=1/cos c
=sec c :)

HUSBAND-Chalo, tumse Shaadi karke mujhe ek to Fayda hua.
WIFE-Koun sa Fayda?
HUSBAND-Mujhe mere Gunaho ki saza jeete-jee hi mil gayi

Jab kisi ka bura waqt aata he,
To uske sare Dost aur Pariwar uske Sath
khade hote he..
Yakeen na ho to kisi ki shaadi k photo dekh lo ;-)

Biwi:Wo Samne Shrabi Dekh Rahe Ho?
5Sal Pehle Mene Use Shadi K Lie Inkar Kia tha or Wo AajTak P Raha H
Pati:Baap Re Itni Lambi Celebration

Wife: Look a thief has entered our kitchen
and he is eating d cake prepared by me!
Husband:whom should I call now?

Police or Ambulance?

A sardar passing through a jungle A churail stops him & says-HOO HOO HA HA,Ma chrl hu. Sardar-Janta hu teri ek behan mere ghar Bhi hai.

It is difficult to understand GOD. He makes such beautiful things as women and then he turns them into Wives.

It is difficult to understand GOD. He makes such beautiful things as women and then he turns them into Wives.

The only one of your children who does not grow up and move away is your husband.

We in the industry know that behind every successful screenwriter stands a woman. And behind her stands his wife.

When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.

Wife: The perfect acquisition for any gentleman feeling himself to have excessive control over his personal affairs.

You will marry into an Indian tribe and become one big Hopi family.

Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about
something you say. After marriage, he''ll fall asleep before you finish.

Prospective husband: Do you have a book called ''Man, The Master of Women''?
Salesgirl: The fiction department is on the other side, sir.

Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about
something you say. After marriage, he''ll fall asleep before you finish.

The theory used to be you marry an older man because they are more mature. The new theory is that men don''t mature. So you might as well marry a younger one.

What''s new? Most of my wife.

Why bother with marriage? Just find a woman you hate and buy her a house.

To keep your marriage brimming
With love in the marriage cup,
Whenever you''re wrong, admit it,
Whenever you''re right, shut up.

This delivery driver carries no money. His wife has it all.

Man : Is there any way for long life?
Dr. : Get married.
Man : Will it help?
Dr. : No, but the thought of long life will never come.

What is Marriage?
Ans: 1st yr: Alpenlibe-Ji lalchaye raha na jaye

2yr:TVS-Meelo chalti muskan

3yr:KINETIC- Sabki hawa nikal de

4yr CHLORMINT-Dubara mat puchna!!

Before marriage: Roses are red, sky is blue. U r beautiful, I luv u.
After marriage: Roses are dead, I''m blue. U r my headache, one day I''ll kill u.

When marriage is outlawed, only outlaws will have inlaws.

Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with
friends. You order what you want then, when you see what the
other person has, you wish you had ordered that.

Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with
friends. You order what you want then, when you see what the
other person has, you wish you had ordered that.

We must respect the other fellow''s religion, but only in the sense and to the extent that we respect his theory that his wife is beautiful and his children smart.