Marriage Jokes Wishes and Status Messages - Page 20

7 Glances= 1 Smile
7 smiles =1 meeting
7meetings= 1 kiss
7 kisses= 1 proposal
7 Proposals=1 marriage
and that bloody marriage has 777777 problems

Staying single is chic, divorce is in vogue, living in is common, extra marital is happening & here u r Happily married!! Quite Outdated!

Why do couples hold hands during their wedding?
It's a formality just like two boxers shaking hands
before the fight begins!

Aadmi shaadi kyon karta hai?
Takee vo marne ke baad agar Swarg jaye to achcha feel kare
aur agar Nark jaye to homely feel kare...

Why do Bride & Groom exchange varmaala during wedding ?
To tell each other affectionately. ..
Sweetheart U R Dead!

When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: either the car is new or the wife.

My wife and I took out life insurance policies on each other -- so now it''s just a waiting game.

The secret of a HAPPY married life......... is still a SECRET!

WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN LOVE & MARRIAGE...? Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock..!

How true my feelings were I found out to be The best thing in my life Was when you married me
Thank you my loving wife(loving Husband), For the years we share I know one thing for sure We make a wonderful pair

Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, suffering.

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about his future until he gets a wife!

Any married man should forget his mistakes because there is no use in remembering two people the same thing.

Why dogs don''t marry?
A: Because they are already leading a dog''s life!

A man will pay $2.00 for a $1.00 item he wants. A woman will pay $1.00 for a $2.00 item she does not want!

Different Phases of a man:
After engagement: Superman
After Marriage: Gentleman
After 10 years: Watchman
After 20 years: Doberman

If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first? The Dog of course...at least he''ll shut up after you let him in!

A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the begining of a new argument.

There are two times a man does''nt understand a woman, before marriage and after marriage!

A successful husband is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man!

Married man live longer than a single man, but married man are lot more willing to die!

There is only one perfect child in the world and every mother has it. There is only one perfect wife in the world and every neighbour has it.

There are 2 times, when a man doesn''t understand a woman do you know when? before marriage & after marriage

Marriage is a three ring circus:
(1)an engagement ring,
(2) wedding ring,
(3) and suffering ..

Marriage is a relationship of love between life partners and love is blind…therefore, marriage is 4 blind people.

When a newly married couple smiles, everyone knows why. When a ten-year married couple smiles, everyone wonders why.

Don''t marry the person you want to live with...
Marry the one you cannnot live without...
But whatever you do, you will regret it later..

Prospective husband: Do you have a book called ''Man, The Master of Women''?
Salesgirl: The fiction department is on the other side, sir.

Before Marraige : MAD for each other At the time of Marraige : MADE for each other After marraige : MAD bacause of each other.

first year:alphenlabal "ji lalchaaye rha n jaaye",
second year:tvs bike" meelo chalti muskaan",
and third year:clorment"dobaara mat poochana"