The bride, upon her engagement, went to her mother & said, "I''ve found a man just like father!"
Mother replied, "So what do u want from me, sympathy?"
After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife, "You know, I was a fool when I married you."
She replied, "Yes, dear, but I was in love & didn''t notice."
Galfriends r like chocolates, taste gud anytime.
Lovers r like PIZZAS, Hot n spicy, eaten frequently.
Husbands r like Dal RICE, eaten when there`s no choice
Ek aadmi apni biwi ka antim sanskar karke ghar ja raha tha. Achanak bijli chamki, badal garje, jor se barish start ho gayi.
Dukhi aadmi: Lagta hai pahunch gayi.
Life is a paradox-what u want u don''t get(luv), what u get, u don''t njoy(marriage), what u njoy is not permanent(galfriend), what is permanent is boring(wife)
What men want: A woman who can cook, a woman who earns good money, a woman who loves him & system to make sure that those 3 women never meet each other!
Lady 2 her maid: Oh Kanta, I hv reason to suspect that my husband is having an affair with his secretary."
Kanta : I don''t believe it! U r just saying that 2 make me jealous!"
Congratulations on the termination of your isolation and may I express an appreciation of your determination to end the desperation and frustration which has caused you so much consternation in giving you the inspiration to make a combination to bring an accumulation to the population.
Dear [bride''s name],
Isn''t it quite funny how History repeats itself?
[Bride''s Age] years ago your Mother and Father were putting you to bed with a dummy...and now it''s happening all over again