Marriage Jokes Wishes and Status Messages - Page 6

Wife looks in mirror & says to her Husband:

"I look Horrible, Fat & Ugly. Please say something nice about me"

Husband:"ur eyesight is perfect..."

A small argument betwn a couple turns violent.Angry Husband: Do not let d animal in me cum out.Wife: Who is scared of a mouse

A girl asked her friend why are you
wearing a wedding ring in the wrong

finger? The other answered To

show other that I was married to the

wrong person.'

PATI:-Kash Me GANPATI Hota,
Tum 11-Din Tak Meri Puja Karti,Modak,Laddu Khilati.

PATNI:-Ha Kaash Aisa Hota,Phir Har Saal Visarjan Ke Baad Me NAYE GANPATI Lati.

Man: After 70 yrs u still address ur wife as Darling, Love, Honey. What's the secret?
Old Man: Her name slipped from my mind 10 years ago and I'm scared to ask her wat it is?

Lady At Police Stn:
Plz Find My Husbnd,
I'l Die Witout Him!

Police:
Wah!
Itna pyar?

Lady:
No,
He Is The Only Who
Earns,
Cooks,
Washes Cloths
& Cleans D House

Wife:
Why are you back home so early?


Husband:
At office
boss told me
"Go to Hell..." ;) :)

Height Of Shakkk:
PATI:Mai Tumhare Sath 100 Saal Rahunga Or Pyar Krunga




Biwi: Uske Baaad Kahan Moo
Marne Ka Irada He?

Girl: Agar tum mere pati hote to main tumhari coffee mein zeher mila deti!

Boy: Aur agar tum meri wife hoti to main vo coffee zarur pi leta.

Patni-Tum Pehle Jitna Pyar Nahi
Karte Ho,Shadi Se Pahle To
Pados Ki Chhat Se Kudkar Milne Ate The
Pati-Ab Sochta Hu Ki Usi Chhat Se Kud Jau

¤Biwi shohar se :
Batao woh kon si cheez hai jo tum roz roz dekh sakte ho par torr nahi sakte?






Shohar ghusse
say:





Tumhara moun..

Wife: You delivered an excellent speech.
Hubby: Thanks dear but the audience was full of fools and idiots.
Wife: Is that why you addressed them as your brothers and sisters?

SON - Dad why doesn't the Law permit us to have More than One Wife..? DAD - When you get Married Son, u will realize that the Law is on OUR Side

Patni- Muje Sone Ka Haar Dilva Do Main Tumhe Saat Janmo Tak Chahungi.

Pati- Haar Ke Saath Kangan Bhi Dunga, Lekin Baat Isi Janam Tak Hi Rehne Do.

WIFE: Tumne kabi socha h ki meri shadi kisi or se ho jaati to kya hota?

Husband: Nhi mne kabhi kisika bura nhi socha.

Dr. Apki bv sirf 5 Ghante ki mehman hai "i m sorry".

Husband: koi baat nahi dr.saab jb 25 saal nikal gye to 5 ghante bhi nikal hi jayenge…..

Sonu-Tujhe Sharam Nai Aati Tu Apni Biwi K 7 Kapde Dho Raha Tha

Monu-Is Me Sharam Ki Kya Baat Hai..

..Wo B To Roti Pakane Me Meri Help Krti Hai

Patni:Mai Gana Gati Hu To Tum Balcony Me Q Jatey Ho


Pati:Taki Mohalle Wale Ye N Soche Ki Mai Tera Gala Daba RAha Hu

Bv:Aj Koi Shair Sunao
Pati-Abhi Ni
Bv:Sunao Na
P-lo sunO

Jane jigar janeman
90 kilo tera wazan
Tu jo gir jaye mujh pe
Mar jauga mai sanam.

Santa: Marriage is a lot like going to restaurant. U order what u want. And when u see what d other fellow has, u wish u had asked 4 that instead.

Pati-vo khubsurat LADKI Muzko Has k Dekh rahi hai..
Patni-Pehle confrm kar,Has k dekh rahi hai Ya Dekh K Has Rahi hai...

Journalist: Tell me Major, did you ever fall into d hands of d enemy in any of ur engagements?
Major: Oh, yes, but I escaped when I got a divorce.

Wife- Jab Bhi Mai Room Ke Andar Aati Hu, Tum Radio Bandh Kyon Kar Dete Ho..

Husband- Kyonki Mai Do Radio Ek Saath Nahin Sun Sakta

Woman: When my husband left me, he said: he was going to join the army for a little peace.

Q. Shadi kya hai ? A.Ek aisi umraqaid,jisme kharab chal-chalan par rihai mil jati hai .

For all married friends----------Wife calls mom:''He fought wid me again. I am coming to u.'' Mom:''No darling, he needs to pay 4 his mistake, I am coming.'' ;)

Manager: A room with double bed? But sir you are alone?
Santa: Yes, It is just that I wish to enjoy the silence from the other bed

Pati Patni me Jhagde ke baad Pati ne Kagaj Pe Likha Mujhe 6 Baje Jaga Dena

Patni ne Subah Kagaj pe likh diya 6 Baj Gaye he Uth Jao.

Wife: Sirf Mere Liye Hi Paan Kyu Le Rahe Ho?
Apne Liye Bhi Le Lo...
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Husband: Mai Bina Paan Khaye Bhi Chup Reh Sakta Hu

Biwi par Nibandh: biwi 1 faltu musibat hai.ye ghar ki rasoi me payi jaati hai.iska paustik ahaar pati ka bheja khana hai.Ye pani kam khoon zyada piti hai...