Miscellaneous Quotes - Page 13

Every life in this world has been painted by God's own hands,
That's why I am thankful God,
bcoz when he painted my life he included a lovely color that is YOU..!!.!!.

Someone Said To God, 'I Hate Life'

God Said,who Told You To Love The Life?

Just Love The Person Who Loves you And

The Life Itself Will Be Lovable!!!!

MUNNA BHAI visits Mysore palace.
CIRCUIT: bhai us kursi par mat baithna.
MUNNA: kaiku ?
CIRCUIT: wo tipu sultan ki he bhai.
MUNNA: tension kaiku leta he re maamu ?
aayega to uth jaunga re ,i shappath !!!

Munna Bhai:- a Circuit, apun ke mind me 1 laucha chal rela he,
ye Bagla ek taang utha ke kae ko sota he?
Circuit:- Aray simple Bhai,
Bolay to agar Bagla dosri taang bhi utha lega to gir jaiga. . .

After finishing MBBS... Dr Munna Bhai starts his practice.

He checked his FIRST patient's eyes,
tongue & ears by TORCH & finally what did he say?

'Battery is OK'

Ayushya samudra ahe,hruday kinara ahe, mitra mhanje lata ahe, samudrat kiti lata ahet tyala mahatva nahi,kinaryala kiti sparsh kartat te mahatvache ahe.

Pavitra he maze prem artha vegla kadu nakos, uthta basta athvan yete ti hiraun gheu nakos ,uttar mazla deshil ka ASMITA tu mazyashi maitri thevsil ka..

Jivanat Kadhi Konala Kami Samju Naka, Karan Ek Lahanishi Mungi Tumchya Gandila Chau Shakte, Pan Tumhi Chau Shakat Nahi.!

Under democracy one party always

devotes its chief energies to trying to

prove that the other party is unfit to rule

and both commonly succeed, and are right..!

Our enemies are innovative

and resourceful and so are we.

They never stop thinking about

new ways to harm our country

and our people and neither do we.

Kabhi Har Pal Imtihaan Hai,
Kabhi Bin Maange Inaam Hai,
Kabhi Kuch Nahi,
Kabhi Sab Kuch Si
Ye Zindagi Badi Ajeeb Si,
Kabhi Gulzaar Si Kabhi Bezaar Si...

Ye Zindagi Badi Ajeeb Si,
Kabhi Gulzaar Kabhi Bezaar Si,
Kabhi Khushi Hamare Sath Sath,
Kabhi Gamon Ki Barsat Si,
Ye Zindagi Badi Ajeeb Si...
Kabhi Toofan Mein Bhi Hai Raaste,
Kabhi Manzilon Ka Pata Nahi,
Kabhi Do Kadam Pe Zindagi,
Kabhi Sadiyon Tak Intezaar Si,
Ye Zindagi Badi Ajeeb Si...

Pathan 'Mazar' Pe Bomb Rakhte Hoy Pakra Gya.

Logo Ne Bht Maara 0r Pocha Aisa Q Kia.?

PTHAN ko Kuch Smaj Na Aaya To Bola: 'Mene Bomb Rakhne ki
Mannat Mani Thi'

Pathan 2 Shopkeeper: 1 Kala bulb daina !

Shopkeeper: Kaalay buld ka kia karna hai?

Pathan: Dopehr mai sonay ke lie andhair karna hai

Mene sta gamona somra kha lagi
Har somra che wi somra khwaga lagi
.
Mat she aye tandiya, dary wary she
Taa ke pa qadam qadam tyara lagi.

Che da nazar pa faisla poha shom
Ela okhyar shoma, ela poha shom
.
Os pa ratlo ke de shak pate na sho
Za da khpal zra pa zalzala poha shom

Na Ghusa Yem

Na Aadat Yem Da Sharabo..

Za Pukhtoon Yem

Qudrati Mi Stargi Sre Di..

Minat Zaari Me Warta Wakra Che De Shonde Raka,

Laila Raza Shwa Pa Khanda Shwa Wail Ye Rasha Mara..

Khola Ye Nezde Kra Starge Patte Ye Da Sharma Krali,

Kho Haye Afsos Che Za Da Khoba Pasedaly Na Way.

Rishta Humhara Is Jahan Me Sabse Pyara Ho.
Jaise Zindgi Ko Saanso Ka Sahara Ho.
Yaad Rkhna Humhe Us Pal Me Bhi,
Jab Hum Akele Ho Or Sara Jahan Tumara Ho.

Tuzya Sathi Sudhraych Hote
Pan Sandhi Denyachi Tuzi Tayari Navhati
Darja Navach Mandir Unch Ubharles
Pan Chadhav Mhantle Tar Payarich Navhati

Ale mele dost tu abi tk so la h,
deth me to uth daya,
buluchh b tr lia ol tujhe msg b tal dia.
Tal ab tu b uth da walna mumy malegi..
Dud mrng..

Puneri Tadka-
Ganya-Kal maza mitrane Maza phone madhun maza GF cha no. chorla
Manya-Mag?
Ganya-Mg kay?
Ata basalay Swatachyach Bahinila romantic msgs karat.!
Gm. have a super sunday!

Hazaro Ladkiya aati hain
Hazaro Jati hain
Hazaro Hasti hain
Hazaro Rulati hain.
Lekin mere dost sath vohi nibhati hai
Jo Doli me aati hai
Aur gale parr jati hai.

1 day a man inserted
an‘advertisement’ in d
local classifieds:'Wife wanted'
Next day he received a hundred letters.
dy all said d same thing:You can have mine.

Hight Of Optimism...
A Man Marrying His Own Secretary
Thinking That..
She Will Still Follow His Orders As Before ..!! :)

Sharikkum neeyoru sathyasandhana..

Engane manasilayi enno..

Aa mukham nokiyaalariyam..

Sathyathinte mukham ennum vikruthamaanallo!

Ningalkku mathramayitha oru adipoli offer!
'Ente phone rchrg cheyyo,sammanam nedoo'
my number: 9746913385
Onnam sammanam,
ningalude koode oru dinner.
Athum ningalude veettil.

Rathriyai...

Light anachu..

Thuni pokki..

Pinne

Vilakkinta prakashathil

Kali tudangi

Verum kaliyalla..

muttan kali..

"KADHAKALI

Bahot Mushkil Sa Hota He,
Uski Yaado Ka Karobar
Aye Dost.
Munafa Kam He,
Par Gujara Ho Hi Jata He.

Kabhi Kbhi Sapne Chori Ho Jate He
Halaat Se Log Dur Ho Jate He
Par Kuch Yadein Itni Hasin Hoti Hai Ki,
Unhe Yaad Karne Ko Hum Majbur Ho Jate He!.

Suraj Dhal Gaya Andhera Hone Lagga
Phir Kyun Tumhari Yadon Mein Mera Dil Khone Lagga
Abhi Tak To Hans Raha Tha Ye Dil
Kyun Raat Aate Hi Rone Lagga
Kyun Teri Yaad Aate Hi Ye Bechain Hone Lagga.

Life has its Ups and Downs,
Sometimes the sun shines,
Sometimes the rain lashes,
But then it takes both the Sun and Rain to make a Rainbow.
Have a Great Day!!

Munna-apun ka desh kaun chalata hai?
Circuit-bhai simple hai...apna SMS.
Munna-kya fekta hai?
Circuit-bhai sms bole to ....Santa MANMOHAN SINGH...

Abhi bole to bhai ko tere SMS nahi aarele,
Bhai ka khopdi boht tight he,
Bol nikalu kya tera luky draw?
bole to do-char SMS chipka dal mamu.
Sender... Circuit Bhai!

If u wanna know how much I miss u,
If u wanna know how much I miss u,
try to catch rain drops,
the ones u catch is how much u miss me,
and the ones u miss is how much I miss u.

I hide my tears
I hide my tears when I say your name, but the pain in my heart is still the same. Although I Smile & Seem Carefree, There is no one Who misses you more than ME!

Before Marriage:-
He: yes! atlast it was so hard 2 wait
she:do you want me 2 leave?
He: No! don't even think about it
She: do you love me ?
He:ofcourse! over n over!
She:have u ever cheated on me?
He:No!y r u even asking?
She:will u go on wid me on picnic?
He:every chance I get!
She:will u hit me ?
He:R u crazy?I'm not that kind of person!
She:can I trust u?
He:yes..
She: Darling!
After marriage...
Now simply read from bottom to top

Two Wise Advises for Married Peoples

Never laugh at your wife's choices...
(You are on of them...)

Never be Prouf of Your Choices...
(Your Wife is one of them...)

Mazi 1friend ahe
tuzya bddal vichart hoti
Mi tila tuza No.
dila ahe
Ti tula bhetayla yeil tiche nav aahe
'SMILE'
I Think ti ali asel.

Puneri Tadka-
Ganya-Kal maza mitrane Maza phone madhun maza GF cha no. chorla
Manya-Mag?
Ganya-Mg kay?
Ata basalay Swatachyach Bahinila romantic msgs karat.!
Good Morning. Have a super sunday!

Kai niraye kadavum,

Muttam niraye kadakkarum,

Pocketil 5 paisayumillatha nerathu,

Avan veendum varunnu...

MAVELI...

Ella Malayalikalkkum Ente Ponnonashamsakal...!!

Pranero tore jare mon chay,
Pranero tore jare mon chay,
Badhibo tare bina badhone ei ashay,
Mukhapane chahiya bhulibo sob klanti,
Prokhoro tape bohiya anibe shitolo shanti,
Ghana tamashar adhare rohia pashe nana chole,
Hoibe mor pothero patheo;janibo tare BANDHU bole.

'Najar malta ek minit lage che.!
Te gami jata ek kallak lage che.!
Tena prem ma padta ek divas je lage
che.!
Pan dost Tene bhulva mate
ek zindgi pan adhuri lage che...

Usko Rab se itni bar manga hai,
FARAZ
ki Ab hum sirf haath uthate hain
to farishte Kehte hain
“Na tainoon hor koi kam ni”

I'm not addicted to Facebook.. I only use it when I have time..
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Lunch time,
break time,
bed time,
off time,
this time,
that time,
any time,
all the time...

Main bana hi tha bArbaad hOne k lye ,

Tera milna tow bus ek bAhana tha ...

Baat Baat pay jo rooth jatey hain,
Un say kaho k haath anjaney main choot jatey hain,
Itna nazuk hai ye D0STI ka Rishta,
ki Hansty Hansty bhi Dil toot jaty hain.

Har dost se Achi Baat karna Fitrat hai Hamari,
Har Dost khush Rahe hasrat ha hamari,
Koi Hum ko Yaad kare Na karey,
Her Dost ko Yaad kerna Aadat h humari.
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In umeedon ko kabhi totne mat dena
Dil k Pyar ko kam hone mat dena
Shayad dost mil jayen Aap ko Hum se bhi ache
Par humari jagah kisi Or ko lene mat dena..

Khuda ne Dost ko Dost se Milaya,
Dosti k Liye Dil ka Rasta Banaya
Per kehty hain Dosti Rahey gi us ki Hamesha
Jis ne Dosti ko Dil se Nibhaya.