Miscellaneous Quotes - Page 24

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Happy Birthday

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Basket Full Of Prayers…

Blessings and Flowers for a Sweet Person Like You.

Happy Birthday

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'-.-' you!

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ALLAH bless u n ur family .

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Uff!
Thak gaye me aap ki khidki pe chadhte chadhte,
Sirf ye kehne ke liye ki
good evening

PETROL
Rs.66
DIESEL
Rs.40
Kerosene
Rs.25
Baap re Baap itni mahgai.
Lo MUFT Me Ghumo

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Help... help ....help
Sale ko ULTA Latka Diya ..
Iska Kasur Pata Hai Kya Tha
Ye tujhe INTELLEGENT bol raha tha..!!

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Happy Birth Day...
A sweet cake 4 a sweet person

Birthday cake to send Girlfriend
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Sent Shubh

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My Birthday gifts 4 U
Best wishes & Happy birthday 2 U

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On every tick of clock..
MISSING YOU

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Naak aesi ho jaye gi agar msg karna chora to.:-)

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*MUBARK HO*
SMS Na krny pr ap ko 1 or
(AWARD OF KANJUSI 2011)
diya jata hai.,,

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Ye hai wo Jute jo BUSH pr barsay thy
in ki Qemat 1 Crore DOLLER lag chuki hai
Magr Apke liye FREE darshan..;-).
Enjoy Lovely Rainy Weather..
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Fresh Orange Juice Ka DABBA Send Kia Hy
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Khali Hy
AP Sirf,
Phuk Maar Kr PATAKHA Bajao
Or
KHUSH HO JAO..!.

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Have a nice day!!.

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No Expectation
No Promises
No Demands
Just Wants Sincesrity & Trusted Care..

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2 Lovely hearts U & Me Too close
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MY GIRL, MY LOVE

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TABIYAT PANI?

OK !
Toh sms karo nee baba !!

She is Basanti
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she will Not dance.Coz Basanti kutto ke
samne nahi nachti.

,,,acha bahla dost tha,

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Mai ne

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SMS jo nahi krta tha. App ka b yehi irada ha kya?

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I m sending
this guitar 2 play
a song 4 u to have a
lOvely & melodious NIGHT.

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Butterflies always find their way 2somthing sweetThis one found u bcoz you r sweet.

I am sending Magic Fishes to your cell..

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if u want see how they Swim, Put ur Mobile in water & Enjoy.?
I Pray
U be Safe
U be Happy
Evry Mint
Evry Hr
Evryday of ur life
'Gud moRning'
Hv a nice day :-)

Just 4 u..
I ve built a
'Taj Mahal '
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Its my HOME
gift 4U
chaho to SALE kar k balance dlwa lo
MAiN road pe reh lunge
mgr TUMHARY sms k bagher nahe…

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D0 I HAVE PERMISI0N TO MAKE AN EMERGENCY LANDING IN YOUR BEDROOM TONITE.

I Miss You ASII SMS

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try it!very RELAXING!

i just wanna give a HUG...
to a Special Person
i don't get to see as much, but often miss.....

I'm just standing by my window thinkin of u & wondering if u ever think of me too

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its the ocean of love....

Dive in its depth & go down.

down

down

down

down

down

down

down

Chal hon bas V kr k dub k marna ee.

Boys Mentality:- . .
Ye Jo Aag Dil Mai Lagi Hai, Zmane Mai Laga Dunga,
Uski Doli Jo Uthi.
To,
TO,
koi baat nhi Talented hoon dusri pta lunga..

Some genius person asked me what is ur attitude…
then i simply replied
'BEING SINGLE IS MY ATTITUDE…'

In an Old Man’s Shirt written a cute sentence
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'I Am Not 60 Years Old.., I Am Sweet 16 with 44 years Experience.'
Thats Attitude.

Sometimes,
You have to shut up, Swallow your pride
and Accept that you’re wrong… Even when you’re not!
Its not GIVING UP,
Its called GROWING UP!

Full on Attitude….
He Said : 'I LOVE U'
I Said :
'Oh mah GoD !!
I love ME too…….'
;(

'Its a pity that Most of us live Our Whole life On Default Settings, Never Realizing
that we can Actually Customize it.':)
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Be unique!

I dun giv a shit!’ is always betr dn ‘plz dun leev me honey!
Dey wanna leev
Let dem b free to leev
Bt 1ce dey do
Dun tak dem back if dey evr cum back

To all girls who die for 'size zero' & to all boys who wanna such a girl as a Gf:
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'Real man” goes for curves..

Haddiyo pe to kutte marte hai..!:-)

Attitude of girls: When a boy sends dirty sms she laughs for 10 minutes, forward dat to her friends n then replies the boy.
'i dont like that kind of sms ok?'

Good one;
When you feel that Someone is taking your Place in Your Bestfriend’s Heart…
Never Say I’ll never let Go Close to My Bestfriend;
Rather Say Go as Close as You can, I Will Still be the Closest.. !

Before you Judge My Life, My Past or My Character…
Walk in My Shoes, Walk The Path I Have Travelled, Live My Sorrow, My Doubts, My Fear, My Pain ‘n My Laughter…
Remember, Everyone has a story……
When You’ve Lived My Life Then You Can Judge Me.. !

Sum people don’t understand d way I’m,
Sum r hurt by d way I talk,
Bt wat cn I do if dat is d real me,
‘SORRY’ I’m nt ‘Perfect’
bt
Definitely not ‘FAKE’.

Difference of Nature :
Two girlz wearing same T-Shirt
Response-'Kamini COPIED MY STYLE'
2 boyz wearing same T-Shirt,Response: 'O Mera Bhai';-)

Pta Nhi Log Meri itni Respect kyu Krte h,
Mai Jb Unhe Msg Krti hun To Wo Apna Sir Niche Juka kr Mera Msg Padhte h,
Bilkul Tumhari tarah. 'UFF MY CRAZY Fans'

Boy-i cnt marry u… give my luvletr back..!!
Next day gal gave him a big basket ful of letr and said 'Find urs n get lost…!!';) )

MY ATTITUDE -
I dnt consider wat ppl think or talk about me..
i juz b’live dat,
Those who know me, know me well,
N those who dont know me
can go to HELL.
:-) :-)right na??

Soldier : 'Sir, We are surrounded
by enemies on all side'.
Hitler : 'Excellent we can attack in
any direction!
'Attitude decide life'

Anyone can give up,
It's d easiest thing 2 do.
But,
To hold it 2gether wen everyone expects U to fall apart,
Dat z d true strength:-)

Think Big; You may not be perfect in many things,
But many things cannot be perfect without YOU..:)
Stay special in your own little ways..:P

Mam:there r 5 birds on tree,u shot1,how many left?

Kid:none,as othrs fly.

Mam:its 4 bt i lik d way u think

Kid:i hv qustion mam.If 3 women r eating ice cream-

1 licking

1sucking

1biting

which 1 is married?

Mam nervous: d 1 sucking

Kid:no,its d one wearing the mangal sutra but i like d way u think.

Obama: How poor is india.
Anna: Beta tumhara pura desh jitna oil khata hai na utna to shanivar ko hum HANUMANji ko chada dete hai.
Baat karta hai!!