Miscellaneous Quotes - Page 35

Koi tumhara dil dukhaye to naraz na hona Q k ye qudrat ka Qanun hai K jis darakht k pas ziyada metha phal hota he Usey log ziada PATHR marte hn…!

AIK PIYARI BAAT Jabb Kissi Ka KhaLoos Dekho Toh Uss Ki Qaddar Karo AUR Jabb Kissi Ki Nafratt Dekho Toh Apnay KhaLoos Say Mita Do.

Sher:O Budhe ruk,muje tra khun pina h,
Budha-kisi jawan admi ka piyo!
Uska khun garam hoga.
-Sher:nhi aj mera coldDrink pine ka mud h.

pathan samandr k kinare ja rha tha to ek barri si lehr aye and wo samundar k beechun beech chala gaya us k hath me machli aye or ussne machli ko bahr phek k kaha ja tu apni jaan bacha hamara Allah malik hai :))

Truth Of The Life :- Zindagi Ki Uljhane Shararaton ko kam kar deti hai, Aur Log samjhte hai k Hum Samjhdar ho Gaye hain…

Ek MAA se kisi ne pucha k ” ap k qadmo talay jannat hoti he jo k MAA ki azmat ki nishani he agr ap ko kaha jay k is k badly ap kuch mango to ap kia mango gi?” MAA ne boht khubsurat jwab dia k “Me apni betiyon ka nasib apne hath se likhna chahti hun.

Kitni jaldi zindagi guzar jaati hai… Pyaas buztee nahin barsaat chali jaati hai… Aap ki yaadein kuchh iss tarah aati hai… Neend aati nahin aur raat guzar jaati hai..!!!

kaash wo nagme humein sunaye na hote, aaj unko sunkar ye aansu na aaye hote, agar is tarah bhul jaana hi tha, to itni gehrai se dil mein samaaye na hote..

khuda kare ki pyar me kisi ka dil na toote, jaise rutha mera sanam kisi aur ka na ruthe, rota hai dil aur toot jate hain sapne, ankhon ke aansoo bhi nahin hote hain apne.

Hath ki unglion pe tasbeeh parhne waley ko kabhi heart attack nai hoga. Qk unglion k hilne se =DIL= Ko takat milte hai.

Bheed main kharay rehna asaan hai,Magar Is main tanha kharay rehna bohat mushkil hai.

Hum chahay kitna hi hosla kyoun na rakhtay hon Kitnay hi ansoo kyoun na chupa saktay hon Par hum par ZINDAGI aisa waqt zaroor lati hai Jub hum chahtay hain ke koi humara hath thaam lay Aur humari ankhon main dekh kar kahay!!!Main Tumhare Sath Hon.

Sharab ka nasha bhi hota hai or mohabat ka bhi nasha hota hai lekin furq sirf itna hai k sharab ka nasha sula deta hai or muhabat ka nasha rula deta hai.

ulfat mein aksar aisa hota hai, ankhein hasti hai aur dil rota hai, mante hai hum jinhe manzil apni humsafar unka koi aur hota hai.

Aapki yaad jab bhi aati hai, muskrahat khud ba khud chali aati hai. Tanhaiyo me ek hee to asra hai, tum ho na paas to kya, tumhari yaaden to sath hai.

College ki gali me ajeeb khel hota hai, Classke bahane diloka mel hota hai, Notes ki jagah love mail hota hai, Isliye to pappu har sal fail hota Hai.

Unki ek aankh itni khubsorat thi.. Wah Wah!Unki ek aankh itni khubsorat thi! Wahwah!ki unki doosri aankh bhi useeko dekh rahi thi!!

Arzoo honi chahiye kisi ko yaad kerne ki, lamhe to apne aap mil jate hain, wakt hona chahiye kisi ke saath guzarne ke lia, bahane to apne app bun jate hain.

A hindhu in USA collapses on road due to heart attack, Ambulance picks him up. Hindu starts chanting Hari Om, Hari Om, Hari Om. Ambulance raches his house. wife screams why did you not take him to the hospital? doctor replies because he kept saying hurry home, hurry home!!!!!!!!!!!

AEK ADMI MARNAY WALA THA. BACHO NE POCHA: PITAJI AAP MARNE K BAAD JALNA PASAND KROGE YA DAFAN HONA?
PITAJI: ABHI MAIN KUCH NHI KEH SAKTA. WESE, MARNE K BAAD MERE LIYE ISAY SURPRISE RAKHNA....:)

yaadon mainhain tu aur teri sadagi, kitni haseen hain ye pal intizar ki.
sochte hain hume tum kab milogi, milke sikwa saari humse karogi.
maasum lage mujhe har baate teri, muskurade u banalu apni zindagi.

An old Indian women slips on ice & falls She cries 'Hai meri kismat'
A foreigner walks past & says 'Hi, merry christmas to yu too' =P xP

Beopari:
Yeh Bakra 9500
Yeh 8000
Woh 7000
Aur
Woh Wala Sirf 500 Ka

Gahak:
500 Ka Kyun?
Sahab Jee! China Ka Hai,
Koi Gaurantee Nai Ghar
Ja K Bhonkna Shuro Kar De
“Bakra Eid Mubarak”

And with him are the keys of invisible
None but he know them.
And he know what is in the land and the sea

Having u as my friend….
Means I have the key to
Joy and Happiness!

Eid Mubarak

Luk Outside
Its so pleasant!
Sun Smiling 4 u
Trees Dancing 4 u
Birds singing 4 u
Becoz I requested them all 2 wish u
!!EID MUBARAK!!

Is Eid pe laut ke aa jana,

Kuch yadain taza krni hain,

Kuch lamhy morh k lany hain,

Kuch taary torr k lany hain,

Wo masti or wo madhoshi,

Wo bachpan moKuch Umr Ki

Pehli Manzil Thi

Kuch Rastay Thy

Anjaan Bohat..?

Kuch Hum Bhi

Pagal Thy Lekin

Kuch Wo Bhi Thy

Naadan Bohat…?

Kuch Us ne Bhi

Na Samjrh k lana hai,

Is Eid pe lot k aa jana,

Ab dil ko dil ki dharkan se

phir Eid mubarak kehna hai,

Ab sath boht din rehna hai,

Is Eid pe laut ke aa jana

Every one will send you

the Eid greetings on this Eid

But I am sending you a wish

May God makes you the true

muslim and help you follow the

basic rules of Islam.

Wish you a very happy

Eid Mubarak.

Kash tu mera Pyara Bakra hota
Main tuj ko Ghass
Khilata or pyar se tere seengh
Hilata or
Poochta pagal
Kaun???
Tu ya Main ??
Or tu piyaar se Bolta
Main Main…………………..

Eid ul adha is an eid of sacrifice,
and commitment to Allah’s orders,
May Allah bless us with the same in all circles of life,
and help all amongst us,
who are helpless,worried,
and waiting for his rehmat,
Ameen.Eid Mubarak.

Gulshan ko kar rahi Mo’attar Hawa-e-Eid
Aata nahi kuch Nazar kuch b Siwaye Eid
Meri Taraf se Eid Mubarak ho Aap ko
Bus Mere pass hai Yehi Tohfaa Bara-e-Eid

No shadows to depress u,
Only joys to surround u,
God himself to bless u,
these are my wishes for u,
Today, tomorrow, and every day.
Eid Mubarak…!!

Sada haste raho jaise haste hain phool,
Duniya ki sare gham tumhe jaye bhool,
Charo taraf phelao khushion ka geet,
Isi ummid ke sath yaar tumhe MUBARAK ho EID.

Woh janwaron ki khushbu,
Woh gobar ki badbu,
Woh sardi main mandi jana,
Aur janwaron ke sath latak kar wapas aana,
Woh pinduon ke nakhray,
Aur hamara satana,
Dil pasand ke bachhray,
Lasani ki bachhriyan,
Mubarak ho aapko EID ki khushiyan…

Sunhari Dhoop Barsat ke Bad,
Thodi Si khushi Har Bat ke Bad,
Usi Tarah Ho Mubarak
Aap Ko Ye Nayi Subah Kal rat Ke Bad
Happy BAKRID day

I am dreaming of white Eid ul-Azha , with every Eid ul-Azha card i write, May your days b happy and bright, and May all your Eid ul-Adhas be whit

Hansi khushi tere jeewan ka har safar guzry
Meri dua hy k teri EID khoob tarha guzry
Id-ul-Zuha(Bakr-Id) Mubarik

Jub kabi bin mange app per khushion ki barsaat ho, j
Jab kabhi appka dil anjaani khushi se betaab ho,
to samaj lena koi aap ko duaon main yaad

Aaj se Amiri Garibi ka fasle na rahe,
Har Insan ek duje ko aapna bhai kahe,
Aaj sab kuch bhool ka aa gale lag ja,
Mubarak ho tuje yeh EID.

Id leka aate hai dher sare khushiya,
Eid mita deta hai insan mai duriya,
Eid hai khuda ka ek nayam tabarok
Eisi liye kahte hai sab EID MUBARAK

Kuch Musarrat Mazeed ho jaye
Is bahane se Eid ho jaye
Eid milne jo Aap aajayein
Meri bhi Eid, Eid ho jaye

This Comes to your way With warmest thoughts
And happy wishes too
To hope your Bakrid will be as wonderful as you.

Jub kabhi bin mange app per khushion ki bersaat ho, jub kabi app ka
dil anjaani khushi se betaab ho, to samaj lena koi aap ko duaon
main yaad ker raha hai. Happy Bakrid Day

Do you know the Meaning of BAKRID?
I think it means 'ENJOY in DUNIYA!!'
So, In your life all moments bring BAKRID for you....
Wish You...BAKRID MUBARAK.

Ae Mere SMS Mere Dost k Pass jana
Wo Busy ho to Shor mat machana
Jab Wo Free ho jaye to Dheere se Muskrunaa
Aur Pyar se kehna k, Bakrid Mubarak Qubool Ho

KHAALIK se mangna farz hai
agr de de toh Rehmat
na de to Hikmat

makhloq se mangna Shirk hai de de toh Ehsan

na de to sharmindagi.

Ek Aas Lagaye Betha Hon.,

Ek Bar MADINA Dekhu Main.,

Us Shehar Ki Pur Kaif Hawaon Main.,

Ek Bar To Jeena Dekhu Main.,

Pyasa Hon Aabe Kousar Ka.,

Ek Bar To Peena Dekhu Main.,

Phir Chahe Hosh Gawa Bethon.,

Bus Ek Baar
'MADINA' Dekhon Mein.,
(or ap b.
'AAMEEN'..,)

Jab subha uttho to Kalma Tayyaba padho
Kyunki
Marne ke baad jab qabar mein Farishte hum se sawaal jawab karne aayen gay or hamen utthayen gay or pochhen gay k!

Tumhara RAB kon hy?

Tumhara DEEN kya hy?

To hum apni aadat k mutabiq Kalma Tayyaba parhte hue utthen gay.

Or Kalma Tayyaba mein he un Farishton k sawaalon k jawab mojod hen.

Lehaza khud bhi ye aadat apnao or dosron ko bhi iski taaleem do.

Falak K Nazaro Zameen Ki Baharo
Sab Eidein Manao Huzoor Aa Gaye Hain
Uttho Gham K Maaro Chalo Be Saharo
Khabar Ye Sunao Huzoor Aa Gaye Hain

Anokha Nirala Wo Zishaan Aaya
Wo Sare Rasooloon Ka Sultan Aaya
Are Kaj Kulaho Are Baadshaho
Nigahein Jhukao Huzoor Aa Gaye Hain

Hua Char Su Rehmatoon Ka Basera
Ujaala Ujaala Sawera Sawera
Halima Ko Pohnchi Khabar Aaminah Ki
Mere Ghar Mein Aao Huzoor Aa Gaye Hain

Hawaoon Mein Jazbaat Hain Marhaba K
Fizaoon Mein Naghmaat Salle Alla K
Durood

Zard patton mei pada hoon MOLA

Sabz Shakhon se jura hoon MOLA

Un ke sadqay me ata kar IZZAT

Jin ki ummat mein khara hoon MOLA.
Ameen

Allah se mohabbat aur bandy se mohababt me kya farq ha?
Bndy se mohabt Apki sb se bari kamzori ban jati hai
Or
Allah se mohabbat Apki sb se badi taaqat ban jati hai.