Munna Bhai Wishes and Status Messages

After finishing MBBS... Dr Munna Bhai starts his practice.

He checked his FIRST patient's eyes,
tongue & ears by TORCH & finally what did he say?

'Battery is OK'

Munna Bhai:- a Circuit, apun ke mind me 1 laucha chal rela he,
ye Bagla ek taang utha ke kae ko sota he?
Circuit:- Aray simple Bhai,
Bolay to agar Bagla dosri taang bhi utha lega to gir jaiga. . .

MUNNA BHAI visits Mysore palace.
CIRCUIT: bhai us kursi par mat baithna.
MUNNA: kaiku ?
CIRCUIT: wo tipu sultan ki he bhai.
MUNNA: tension kaiku leta he re maamu ?
aayega to uth jaunga re ,i shappath !!!

Abhi bole to bhai ko tere SMS nahi aarele,
Bhai ka khopdi boht tight he,
Bol nikalu kya tera luky draw?
bole to do-char SMS chipka dal mamu.
Sender... Circuit Bhai!

Munna-apun ka desh kaun chalata hai?
Circuit-bhai simple hai...apna SMS.
Munna-kya fekta hai?
Circuit-bhai sms bole to ....Santa MANMOHAN SINGH...

Munnabhai-Ye Ramnavmi kyo manai jaati hai?
Circuit-Arey simple hai bhai..is din bhagwan RAM aathvi pass karke Navmi me gaye the.

Munabhai-"ye barish ke waqt bijali Q chamakti h?
Circuit-"Bhai,bole to uparwala torch maar ke dekhta hoeyga ki,koi NANGA to nahi NAHA Raha

Circuit: Bhai U.S. ka Rashtrapati kidherko rehta hai?

Munna: DHOBIGHAT pe

Cirt: Dhobighat boletoh?

Munna: Englsh mein usko WASHING TOWN bolne ka.;-)