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11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Vivek # 73

Women eh! Boob jobs, botox, pierced ears, nipples, bellies & clits. Eyebrows plucked, bikini lines & legs waxed & they won''t take it up the arse ‘coz it HURTS!

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Manish # 75

If a married woman is called ''Polo... The mint with a hole'' Then what''s an unmarried woman called...?
CENTER FRESH

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Varun # 60

A policemen arrested a prostitute
Gal: I''m a saleswoman not prostitute.
Police: What r u selling.
Gal:I"m selling condoms & offering a FREE DEMO

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Rahul # 19

Written on the T-Shirt of a girl:
SITUATORY WARNING: Objects inside the T-Shirt are larger than they appear from outside.

11 Years Ago | 1 shares | By Jyoti Sharma # 89

Why is golf called a wrong game?
Coz u hold a stick n put the ball in the hole instead of holding the ball n putting the stick in the hole.

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Saket # 17

If a married woman is called ''Polo... The mint with a hole'' Then what''s an unmarried woman called...?
CENTER FRESH

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Vibhu # 29

Father: Tell me the name of the bastard who made u pregnant?
Daughter: Daddy if u eat fifteen bananas, can u tell which one made u fat?

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Saurabh # 15

What women don''t really understand: For a man, his friends r like his balls. Very close to him, constantly at hand n always hanging around seemingly doing nothin, but without em he''s simply not a complete man.

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Ashish # 52

Why is sex like shaving?
Well, because no matter how well you do it today... tomorrow you''ll have to do it again...

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Meenakshi # 127

In chemistry class teacher asked a gal: What r nitrates?
Ladki ne sharma ke kaha: Night rates r costlier then day.

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Sourabh # 107

Yesterday''s news: An aunty was raped while jogging.
Today''s news: More aunties found jogging.

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Rajat # 18

I only have SEX on days that begin with T: Tuesday, Thursday, Today, Tomorrow, Thaturday, Thunday and Tevery other day!

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Jamie Wilkinson # 125

Hindi class mein master ki pant ki zip khul dekh Ladkiyan zor se hasnelagi.
Masterji bole: Zyada hehe ki to bahar nikaal kar khada kar doonga.

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Abhinav # 59

Balatkari Baba ka b''day kal GB Road pe dhoom dhaam se manaya jayega. Blue film & bahut si adult samagri bhi baanti jaeygi. SMS sirf khaas tharkiyon ko bheja ja raha hai.

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Rahul # 19

A man meets a lady at a bar and says: Hi, what'' ur name?
She replies: Carman, coz I like cars & I like men, what''s urs?
Man: Beer cunt!

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Nitin # 119

Sex is the only activity where you start at the top and work your way to the bottom, while getting a raise.

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Saket # 17

New AIDS awareness slogan: Try different positions with the same woman instead of same position with different women.

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Shashank # 111

Man: Doc mera khada nahi hota hai.
Doc: R u married?
NO.
Do u hv a g/f?
NO.
Do u go to prostitutes?
NO.
Doc: To khada karke kya calander tangega?

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Aditi # 21

Smoking one cigarette makes your life 11 minutes shorter. A good fuck makes it last 15 minutes longer. So smokers...FUCK FOR YOUR LIFE!

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Abhinit # 71

How do Municipal Buses help in Family Planning?
By spreading the Message: KRIPYA PEECHHE SE CHADHIYE

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Anju # 41

Palat k Dekh Jaalim,
Tamanna hum bhi rakhte hai,
Husn tum rakhti ho to jawaani hum bhi rakhte hai,
Gehrai tum rakhti ho to Lambai hum bhi rakhte hai.

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Sachin # 56

Q: What''s the definition of a Menstrual Period?
A: A bloody waste of fu*kin time!

11 Years Ago | 1 shares | By Ravi # 96

During a sexual session, the gal says: U r like a mobile phone!
He asks: Do I vibrate a lot?
Gal: No, when u get into the tunnel, u loose signal.

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Gaurav # 109

Women eh! Boob jobs, botox, pierced ears, nipples, bellies & clits. Eyebrows plucked, bikini lines & legs waxed & they won''t take it up the arse ‘coz it HURTS!

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Kanishk # 26

Banana and a vibrator sitting on a bedside table. Banana turns 2 vibrator I don''t know why you are fuckin shaking, she''s goin 2 eat me!

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Saurabh # 15

Johny Johny
Yes Papa
Fuckin Gashties
Yes Papa
Wearing condom
No Papa
Getting AIDS HA HA HA
Send to all careless fuckers.

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Bimal Dhiman # 120

An old lady owned two dogs. One day they both died, so she took them to the taxidermist.
So u want them mounted?
No. Holding hands will do just fine.

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Aditi # 21

Q: What''s the closest thing to a woman''s period?
A: Your salary. It comes once a month lasts about 3-4 days and if it doesn''t come everythings fucked.

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Nitin Dhiman # 126

Q: How do we know men invented maps?
A: Who else would turn an inch into a mile!

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Mansi # 51

Women r like a pair of rubber boots. When they r dry, u can’t enter them, when they r wet, they smell & when u walk on the street with them, people laugh at u.

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