Occasions Greetings - Page 34

New year, same goal.

New Year''s Eve, where auld acquaintance be forgot. Unless, of course, those tests come back positive

New Year''s Day - Now is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions. Next week you can begin paving hell with them as usual.

People are so worried about what they eat between Christmas and the New Year, but they really should be worried about what they eat between the New Year and Christmas

A new year is unfolding – like a blossom with petals curled tightly concealing the beauty within.

New Year''s Resolution: To tolerate fools more gladly, provided this does not encourage them to take up more of my time.

I have the opportunity
Once more to right some wrongs,
To pray for peace, to plant a tree,
And sing more joyful songs!

Another fresh new year is here . . .
Another year to live!
To banish worry, doubt, and fear,
To love and laugh and give!

I''m a little bit older, a little bit wiser, a little bit rounder, but still none the wiser.

Be at war with your vices; at peace with your neighbors, and let every new year find you a better man.

New Year''s Resolution: To tolerate fools more gladly, provided this does not encourage them to take up more of my time.

Matt and I have set a date. Matt and I will tie the knot New Years Day in the town of Swampscott, Massachusetts. Reserve your hotel rooms now. I will be having a gay marriage.

The only way to spend New Year''s Eve is either quietly with friends or in a brothel. Otherwise when the evening ends and people pair off, someone is bound to be left in tears.

Now there are more overweight people in America than average-weight people. So overweight people are now average. Which means you''ve met your New Year''s resolution.

Look not mournfully into the past. It comes not back again. Wisely improve the present. It is thine. Go forth to meet the shadowy future, without fear, and with a manly heart.

New Year''s is a harmless annual institution, of no particular use to anybody save as a scapegoat for promiscuous drunks, and friendly calls and humbug resolutions...

No, life has not disappointed me. On the contrary, I find it truer, more desirable and mysterious every year ever since the day when the great liberator came to me: the idea that life could be an experiment of the seeker for knowledge and not a duty, not a calamity, not trickery.

Surely, it is much easier to respect a man who has always had respect, than to respect a man who we know was last year no better than ourselves, and will be no better next year.

Certain opuscules, denominated Christmas Books, with the ostensible intention of swelling the tide of exhilaration, or other expansive emotions, incident upon the exodus of the old and the inauguration of the new year.

Time has no divisions to mark its passage, there is never a thunder-storm or blare of trumpets to announce the beginning of a new month or year. Even when a new century begins it is only we mortals who ring bells and fire off pistols.

And I love that you are the last person I want to talk to before I go to sleep at night. And it''s not because I''m lonely, and it''s not because it''s New Year''s Eve. I came here tonight because when you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible.

We spend January 1 walking through our lives, room by room, drawing up a list of work to be done, cracks to be patched. Maybe this year, to balance the list, we ought to walk through the rooms of our lives . . ., not looking for flaws, but for potential.

Wish you a Very Happy & Auspicious New Year. May God bless you with good health, happiness and peace.

Time has no divisions to mark its passage, there is never a thunder-storm or blare of trumpets to announce the beginning of a new month or year. Even when a new century begins it is only we mortals who ring bells and fire off pistols.

Here is wishing you the best ever New Year. Missing you a lot. Wish I could spend the New Year with you.

The only way to spend New Year''s Eve is either quietly with friends or in a brothel. Otherwise when the evening ends and people pair off, someone is bound to be left in tears.

New Year''s Day: Now is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions. Next week you can begin paving hell with them as usual.

We spend January 1 walking through our lives, room by room, drawing up a list of work to be done, cracks to be patched. Maybe this year, to balance the list, we ought to walk through the rooms of our lives... not looking for flaws, but for potential.

For last year''s words belong to last year''s language
And next year''s words await an other voice.
And to make an end is to make a beginning.

Look not mournfully into the past. It comes not back again. Wisely improve the present. It is thine. Go forth to meet the shadowy future, without fear, and with a manly heart.

New Year''s is a harmless annual institution, of no particular use to anybody save as a scapegoat for promiscuous drunks, and friendly calls and humbug resolutions...

New Year''s Day: Now is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions. Next week you can begin paving hell with them as usual.

It is better to spend money like there''s no tomorrow than to spend tonight like there''s no money.

I''m a little bit older, a little bit wiser, a little bit rounder, but still none the wiser.

Then sing, young hearts that are full of cheer,
With never a thought of sorrow;
The old goes out, but the glad young year
Comes merrily in tomorrow.

As the new year blossoms, may the journey of your life be fragrant with new opportunities, your days be bright with new hopes and your heart be happy with love! Happy New Year!

May the dawning of this New Year, fill your heart with new hopes, open up new horizons and bring for you promises of brighter tomorrows. May you have a great New Year.

When you're lonely, I wish you Love!
When you're down, I wish you Joy!
When you're troubled, I wish you Peace!
When things seem empty, I wish you Hope!
Have a Happy New Year!

May this New Year bring newly found prosperity, love, happiness and delight in your life. wish to you a very happy new year.

This New Year, may your right hand always be stretched out in friendship, never in want.

A prayer when I''m weary
as onward I trod,
a little more trusting,
believing in God,
''tis this I would wish for
within moments dear,
not a lot - just a little
this wondrous new year.

A little more anxious
to reach out my hand,
despite hurt or problems
to still understand,
accepting the heartache
that life often brings,
a little more beauty
in life''s simple things.

New Year Wish...
Perhaps a bit wiser,
a bit kinder, too,
a little bit braver,
a heart that''s more true,
a touch of believing
I''ve not known before,
in joys I''m receiving
a little bit more.

My Wishes for You...
Happiness deep down within.
Serenity with each sunrise.
Success in each facet of your life.
Family beside you.
Close and caring friends.
Health, inside you.
Love that never ends.
Special memories of all the yesterdays.
A bright today with much to be thankful for.
A path that leads to beautiful tomorrows.
Dreams that do their best to come true.
Appreciation of all the wonderful things about you.

Here are My Wishes for You...
H ours of happy times with friends and family
A bundant time for relaxation
P rosperity
P lenty of love when you need it the most
Y outhful excitement at lifes simple pleasures
N ights of restful slumber (you know - dont'' worry be happy)
E verything you need
W ishing you love and light
Y ears and years of good health
E njoyment and mirth
A angels to watch over you
R embrances of a happy years!

May you remember to say "I love you" at least once a day to your spouse, your child, your parent, your siblings; but not to your secretary, your nurse, your masseuse, your hairdresser or your tennis instructor.

May the telemarketers wait to make their sales calls until you finish dinner, may the commercials on TV not be louder than the program you have been watching, and may your check book and your budget balance - and include generous amounts for charity.

May New Year''s Eve find you seated around the table, together with your beloved family and cherished friends. May you find the food better, the environment quieter, the cost much cheaper, and the pleasure much more fulfilling than anything else you might ordinarily do that night.

May what you see in the mirror delight you, and what others see in you delight them. May someone love you enough to forgive your faults, be blind to your blemishes, and tell the world about your virtues.

May you get a clean bill of health from your dentist, your cardiologist, your gastro-enterologist, your urologist, your proctologist, your podiatrist, your psychiatrist and your plumber.