One Liners Wishes and Status Messages

Why don''t men often show their true feelings?
Because they don''t have any. 1

Very painful feeling in the world..
Being truly in love with someone & still being single….

One day our life will flash before our eyes. Make sure it is worth watching.

Life is not about the people who act true to your face‚
it’s about the people who remain true behind your back.

A threelegged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. He slides up to the bar and announces: "I''m looking for the man who shot my paw."

Read this fast.

Coffee Coffee
Coffee Coffee
Coffee Coffee
Coffee Coffee
Coffee

OK,

Congrats.

You are selected to work in the 'Railway Platform'

The Best Punishment To A Boy -

Give Him A Mobile Vith Lots of Balance And Girl's Phone Numbers,
And Leave Him At A Place Vhere There Is No Network...

The most unfulfilled desire of all Science Students-
A BOMB SHOULD HAVE FALLEN INSTEAD OF AN APPLE ON NEWTON!!!

life without wife like car without engine.

Scientist are trying to figure out how long a person can live without BRAIN ,Plzzz tell them ur age.....!!ha ha ha

I l I lo I lov I love I love you... I love you the most. I love you the best. I love you a lot.. Bcoz MENAKA GANDHI said People should LOVE animals

May they who love you be like the sun when it rises in its strength.

Santa: What do you call a guy who drinks only beer?
Banta: JUSBEER SINGH.

No matter what, no matter where, it's always home, if love is there.

Men only have two faults....What they do, and what they say!

A Classy thought
Sometimes your best feelings are found in the words which you type but never send.

It's been so long since I made love, I can't even remember who gets tied up.

What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A fsh

Why are men like cars?
Because they always pull out before they check to see if anyone else is cumming.

Why don''t aliens eat clowns.
Because they taste funny.

An indepth study has shown that the bird flu virus hits the best chicks first. I thought I''d warn you immediately..

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Two snowmen are standing in a field. One says to the other : "Funny, I smell carrots too".

What''s the difference between erotic and kinky?
Erotic = using a feather
Kinky = using the whole chicken

There''s only one perfect child in the world & every mother has it. There''s only one perfect wife in the world & every neighbor has it!

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?
el-if-i-no

Two peanuts walk into a bar.
One was a salted.

If u r stressed, you''ll get pimples.. if u cry,u''ll get wrinkles.. So, y don''t u smile & get dimples?

Galiloeo:- Great Mind, Einstein:- Genius Mind, Newton:- Extraordinary Mind Me:- MasterMind, YOU:- Never Mind!

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