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11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Cassandra Isabel Anc # 128

The fight we had last night was my fault,
my wife asked me what was on the TV and i said dust.

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Preeti # 36

How to you make a dish washer into a snow blower?
Give the bitch a shovel

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Nakul # 99

What is the difference between a sin and shame?
It''s a sin to stick it in and a shame to take it out.

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Lokesh # 55

Why does a squirrle swim on its back?
To keep its nuts dry

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Amar # 68

A man is driving happily along when he is pulled over by the police. The copper approaches him and politely asks, "Have you been drinking, sir?"
"Why?" snorts the man. "Is there a fat bird in my car?"

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Pallavi # 105

There are 2 cowboys in the kitchen. Which one is the real cowboy?
The one on the range.

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Shinde # 20

Do you wanna lose ten pounds of ugly fat?
Cut off your head.

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Sachin # 56

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud
Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles
Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Sanjay # 23

On a cold, cold night two bulls are standing in a field. One says "Boy it''s mighty cold out here!", the other says "Yes, I think I might slip into a nice Jersey".

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Prabhjot # 95

Here I sit in misty vapour in a shithouse with no paper
I have no time to sit and linger watch out asshole here comes finger.

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Rahul # 100

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sitting on your front porch?
Matt

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Sourabh # 107

Two eggs boiling in a pan, one male and one female.
The female egg says "Look, I''ve got a crack"
"No good telling me" replies the male egg "I''m not hard yet"

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Piyush # 27

what is the difference between acne and a catholic priest?
Acne usually comes on a boys face after he turns 12

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Reena # 37

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool?
Bob

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Md # 53

A New Zealander walking along the road with a sheep under each arm.
He meets another New Zealander who says "you sheerin'' mate?" and the first guy replies "naw, they''re all mine"

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Saurabh # 15

WHAT DID THE GHOST SAY TO THE BEE?
BOO-BEE

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Kanishk # 26

A Horse goes into a bar and the bartender says
"Hey buddy, Why the Long Face"

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Raj # 45

What''s the difference between a woman with PMS and a Pitt Bull?
Lipstick

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Anju # 41

What do you call an anorexic with thrush?
A quarter pounder with cheese!

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Krishna # 102

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur
A lickalotopis

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Deepak # 44

What''s slimy cold long and smells like pork
Kermit the frogs finger

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Mansi # 51

What did the left nut say to the right nut?
The guy in the middle thinks he is so hard!

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Retasha Sharma # 114

If a firefighters business can go up in smoke, and a plumbers business can go down the drain, can a hooker get layed off?

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Preeti # 36

Why did the fish get kicked out of school?
Cause he was caught with seaweed.

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Amar # 68

Whats best about shagging Twenty - Eight year olds?
There is Twenty of them!

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Kunal # 31

Two muffins are in the oven.
One says to the other "God it''s hot in here"
The other one replies "Oh no... It''s a talking muffin"

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Shobhit # 77

What do you call an afghan virgin
Mever bin laid on

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Rahul # 100

How did Burger King get Diary Queen Pregnant?
He forgot to wrap his whopper.

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Pallavi # 105

Boys are like parking spaces the good ones are take-in!!!!

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Gazal # 28

If I had a rooster and you had a donkey and your donkey ate my rooster. What would you have?
2 ft. of my cock in your ass.

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