One Liners Wishes and Status Messages - Page 20
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Updated 11 years ago
Updated 11 years ago
I need someone really bad, Are you really bad?
I''m not a complete idiot, Some parts are missing.
If something goes without saying, Let it.
Jesus paid for our sins, Now, lets get our money''s worth.
Be nice to your kids, They''ll choose your nursing home.
I used to be open minded, but my brains kept falling out
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.