One Liners Wishes and Status Messages - Page 28

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11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Varun # 60

You''ve got sex appeal, you''ve got style, you''ve got intelligence, and you''ve got class. You''ve got the face and you''ve got the body but I''ve got the wrong number… Sorry ha, mali pala!

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Kankambari # 122

You think I''m nice, I think you''re nice. You think I''m kind, I think you''re kind. You think I can be trusted, I think you can. You think I''m cute, and I think you''re right.

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Retasha Sharma # 114

If you''re like my pillow, you''re huggable. If you''re like my cell phone, you''re smart. If you''re my chocolate, you''re sweet. If you''re like me, grabe and cute mo naman!

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Sourabh # 107

Get a new car for your spouse; it''ll be a great trade!

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Ravi # 96

I''m thinking u. I want to be with u. I am longing for u. I have a crush on u. I want to hug and kiss u. I love u. Ikaw, love mo rin ba ang letter u?

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Sourabh # 83

No matter how sad, no matter how sick, I feel better just thinking of you... But I''m happier each time I send you a message ''coz I know I''ll be disturbing you!

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Vikas # 84

I read on the newspaper that sending text messages causes a radiation that is cancerous. That''s why I have decided to stop - to stop reading newspapers.

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Animesh # 94

Whenever I hear people say something bad about you, like when they say that you are not cute enough, I would always come to your defense and say "She''s trying to be one naman a!"

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Nirati # 47

I''m sure you were born in this world as a cute baby. Now that you''re a grownup, I have one question..... What happened?

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Monalisa # 78

I''ve just heard a funny joke. I can''t stop laughing. Hahahaha! Want to hear it. Biruin more…..cute ka raw? Hahahaha!

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Ravi # 96

Artificial Intelligence usually beats real stupidity.

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Sachin # 56

What is a free gift? Aren''t all gifts free?

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Agha # 108

When I say good morning, it means I''m thinking of you. When I say take care, it means I care for you. When I say ang cute mo, antok lang ako. Tulog na ko.

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Rishi # 66

Born Free........Taxed to Death

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Manish # 75

I may not be your PEPSI choice of the new generation; I may not be your COKE, only the real thing; or your NIDO, world''s no. 1 but I can be your REXONA I won''t let you down.

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Harish # 30

Just got my medical exam results. Malala na ang sakit ko. Everyday lalo akong gumaganda at wala raw gamot dito. But don''t worry, di daw nakakahawa. Safe ka.

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Priyanka # 74

Why do I miss you? Because you make me smile. You are so kind. You are so sweet. You are very funny. And most of all, because you are not texting me any more. That''s why.

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Jyotsana # 16

Your kid may be an honors student, but you''re still an idiot.

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Sucheta # 97

Be nice to your kids. They''ll choose your nursing home

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Varun # 72

If you''re not cute don''t continue reading this.... Naks! yan ang gusto ko sayo eh, lakas ng fighting spirit mo! O pumipindot pa! Lupit mo!

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Divya # 63

You are depriving some poor village of its idiot.

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Raj # 45

I don''t know how to say this. We are friends but I can''t get you out of my mind. This is wrong but you''re the only one I could think of. This might break our friendship, but I have to say this. Pautang naman!

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Barun # 65

While walking down the street, I heard an old man say "I''ve been in love with the same woman for almost 50 years now." I was touched until I heard him say "I wish she knew."

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Sachin # 56

Between the thousand yesterdays and a million tomorrows, there''s only one today and I wouldn''t let this day pass without saying this to you - ang cute ko, grabe!

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Saurabh # 15

Wanted: Meaningful overnight relationship.

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Bruttendu # 124

100,000 sperm and you were the fastest?

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Sakshi # 86

I hate blackout. Never mind the aircon, never mind TV and stereo, never mind the internet. But if I could not recharge my cell phone so I could keep texting, that''s another point. I hate blackout.

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Sakshi # 86

If only I''m an angel, I''ll protect you. I''ll lend you my wings. I''ll watch over you. But I''m not an angel, hawig lang.

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Nitin # 119

If you are alone, I''ll be your shadow. If you want to cry, I''ll be your shoulder. If you want a hug, I''ll be your pillow. If you need to be happy, I''ll be your smile. If you need money, wait for your salary.

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Md # 53

You''ll never know who your friends are… till you stumble and fall. And till you feel his hands on your shoulder as he says, "Yan tatanga-tanga kasi".

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