I don''t think you are a fool, but what''s my opinion compared to that of thousands of others
I like kids, but I don''t think I could eat a whole one.
Don''t be a sexist, broads hate that.
He''s a graduate of The Uncle Fester & Keith Moon School of hair styling.
Doesn''t expecting the unexpected make the unexpected become the expected?
Geez if you believe in honkus.
Help stamp out, eliminate and abolish redundancy!
A dog has an owner. A cat has a staff.
I couldn''t care less about apathy.
I wouldn''t touch the metric system with a 3.048m pole!
What has four legs and an arm? A happy pit bull.
Honk if you love peace and quiet.
I''d like to leave this world like I came into it; screaming, naked and covered in someone else''s blood.
I got arrested in LA and boy am I beat!
Drilling for oil is boring.
Energizer Bunny Arrested; charged with battery.
We are all prawns in the game of life.
Your mind is so open - so open that ideas simply pass through it.
I used to be schizophrenic, but we''re all right now.
Have you seen Quasimodo? I have a hunch he''s back!
Hypochondria is the only disease I haven''t got.
When I want your opinion, I''ll remove the duct tape.
Join the Army, meet interesting people, and kill them.
If you think nobody cares if you''re alive, try missing a couple of car payments.
He always finds himself lost in thought - it''s an unfamiliar territory
Don''t let you mind wander - it''s far too small to be let out on its own
I used to be indecisive, now I''m not so sure.
The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket.
When I was young, I just wanted a BMW. Now that I''m older, I don''t need the W.
I''ve got a mind like a.. a.. what''s that thing called?
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