One Liners Wishes and Status Messages - Page 29

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11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Md # 53

I don''t think you are a fool, but what''s my opinion compared to that of thousands of others

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Sucheta # 97

I like kids, but I don''t think I could eat a whole one.

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Sachin # 56

Don''t be a sexist, broads hate that.

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Shubham # 34

He''s a graduate of The Uncle Fester & Keith Moon School of hair styling.

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Jyotsana # 16

Doesn''t expecting the unexpected make the unexpected become the expected?

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Cassandra Isabel Anc # 128

Geez if you believe in honkus.

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Awadhesh # 98

Help stamp out, eliminate and abolish redundancy!

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Kanishk # 26

A dog has an owner. A cat has a staff.

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Jyoti Sharma # 89

I couldn''t care less about apathy.

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Charan # 24

I wouldn''t touch the metric system with a 3.048m pole!

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Monalisa # 78

What has four legs and an arm? A happy pit bull.

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Shinde # 20

Honk if you love peace and quiet.

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Nitin # 119

I''d like to leave this world like I came into it; screaming, naked and covered in someone else''s blood.

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Piyush # 27

I got arrested in LA and boy am I beat!

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Varun # 72

Drilling for oil is boring.

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Gaurav # 109

Energizer Bunny Arrested; charged with battery.

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Animesh # 94

We are all prawns in the game of life.

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Agha # 108

Your mind is so open - so open that ideas simply pass through it.

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Pallavi # 105

I used to be schizophrenic, but we''re all right now.

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Sachitendra # 118

Have you seen Quasimodo? I have a hunch he''s back!

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Jyotsana # 16

Hypochondria is the only disease I haven''t got.

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Sourabh # 107

When I want your opinion, I''ll remove the duct tape.

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Sanjay # 23

Join the Army, meet interesting people, and kill them.

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Ravi # 96

If you think nobody cares if you''re alive, try missing a couple of car payments.

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Piyush # 27

He always finds himself lost in thought - it''s an unfamiliar territory

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Pallavi # 105

Don''t let you mind wander - it''s far too small to be let out on its own

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Vijay # 38

I used to be indecisive, now I''m not so sure.

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Bruttendu # 124

The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket.

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Piyush # 27

When I was young, I just wanted a BMW. Now that I''m older, I don''t need the W.

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Priyanka # 74

I''ve got a mind like a.. a.. what''s that thing called?

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