Department of Redundancy Department
3 out of 4 Americans make up 75% of the population.
An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys.
"If the shoe fits, buy it." - Imelda Marcos
A day for firm decisions! Or is it?
I wouldn''t be caught dead with a necrophiliac.
Any closet is a walk-in closet if you try hard enough.
Don''t use a big word where a diminutive one will suffice.
Confucius say: Those who quote me are fools.
"More hay, Trigger?" "No thanks, Roy, I''m stuffed!"
I have friends who swear they dream in color; I say it''s just a pigment of their imagination.
Look out for #1, and don''t step in #2, either.
Karaoke is Japanese for "tone deaf".
Alzheimer''s advantage: New friends every day.
Drink your coffee; there are people in India sleeping.
Help Wanted: Telepath; you know where to apply.
Daddy, why doesn''t this magnet pick up this floppy disk?
An unemployed court jester is no one''s fool.
If you spread out all the sand in North Africa, it would cover the Sahara Desert.
There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count and those who can''t.
Bigamy: one wife too many. Monogamy: same thing
Circular Definition: see Definition, Circular.
Cole''s Law: Thinly sliced cabbage.
It''s sad how whole families are torn apart by simple things, like wild dogs.
I''d give my right arm to be ambidextrous.
As long as I can remember, I''ve had amnesia.
Did you hear? They took the word gullible out of the dictionary!
As I said before, I never repeat myself.
Some people have a way with words, others not have way.
Bombs don''t kill people, explosions kill people.
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