If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?
We are born naked, wet and hungry. Then things get worse.
Is there another word for synonym?
A thing not worth doing isn''t worth doing well.
Would a wingless fly be called a walk?
If a mute kid swears does his mother wash his hands with soap?
I have not yet begun to procrastinate.
Police Station toilet stolen: cops have nothing to go on.
What should you do if you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?
If a parsley farmer is sued do they garnish his wages?
Do they use sterilized needles for lethal injections?
If at first you don''t succeed, redefine success.
Where do forest rangers go to get away from it all?
Isn''t it scary that doctors call what they do "practice"?
Is a shell-less turtle homeless or just naked?
Is it true that cannibals won''t eat clowns because they taste funny?
A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.
The last thing I want to do is insult you. But it IS on the list.
Can we ever really know when our philosophy assignment is due?
Heck is where people go who don''t believe in Gosh.
If people from Poland are called "Poles," why aren''t people from Holland called "Holes?
If a man stands in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?
I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial.
What was the best thing BEFORE sliced bread?
Do Roman paramedics refer to IVs as "4s"?
If I want your opinion, I''ll ask you to fill out the necessary forms.
If someone with multiple personalities threatens suicide....is it considered a hostage situation?
Forgive and forget, but keep a list of names just in case.
What a cruel idea it was to put an "S" in the word "Lisp"
You have the capacity to learn from your mistakes, and you will learn a lot today.
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