Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
Xerox and Wurlitzer will merge to market reproductive organs.
You chatter more than a dolphin by a fish bucket.
Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how popular it remains?
Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
Capital punishment isn''t for making examples, it''s for making bad people dead.
When everything''s coming your way, you''re in the wrong lane and going the wrong way.
Arkansas State Motto: Don''t Ask, Don''t Tell, Don''t Laugh
Save the whales: collect the whole set .
Support bacteria - they''re the only culture some people have.
Failure is not an option. It''s bundled with your software.
Quantum mechanics: The dreams stuff is made of.
I just got lost in thought, and it was unfamiliar territory.
To err is human. To forgive is against company policy.
Time is a great healer, but a terrible beautician.
I intend to live forever - so far so good.
The only substitute for good manners is fast reflexes.
A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.
Never do card tricks for the group you play poker with.
No one is listening until you make a mistake.
If at first you don''t succeed, redefine success.
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
You have the right to remain silent, anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.
The problem with sex in the movies is the popcorn usually spills.
I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.
Half the people in the world are below average.
I feel like I''m diagonally parked in a parallel universe.
Experience is something you don''t get until just after you need it.
The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
My mind is like a steel trap - rusty and illegal in 37 states.
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