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12 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Abhishek # 82

Always try to be modest. And be damn proud of it!

12 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Kanishk # 26

Attempt to get a new car for your spouse - it''ll be a great trade!

12 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Harsh # 64

Jesus loves you! It''s everybody else that thinks you''re an ass.

12 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Naresh # 101

Don''t get married. Find a woman you hate and buy her a house. It''s a lot easier on you.

12 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Pallavi # 105

A thing not worth doing isn''t worth doing well.

12 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Nitin Dhiman # 130

I think sex is better than logic, but I can''t prove it.

12 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Md # 53

Why do bankruptcy lawyers expect to be paid?

12 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Neeraj # 32

Hell hath no fury like the lawyer of a woman scorned.

12 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Abhinit # 71

Money isn''t everything, but it sure keeps the kids in touch.

12 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Love # 25

My Wild Oats Have turned to Shredded Wheat!

12 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Nitin Dhiman # 130

. I don''t have a solution, but I do admire the problem.

12 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Gaurav # 109

If a thing is worth doing, it would have been done already.

12 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Abhinav # 59

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

12 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Shobhit # 77

Jesus is coming! Look Busy.

12 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Kunal # 31

Lord, if I can''t be skinny, please let all my friends be fat.

12 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Priyanka # 57

I''d kill for a Nobel Peace prize.

12 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Bhawesh # 48

When blondes have more fun do they know it?

12 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Lokesh # 55

Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die

12 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Kapil # 49

Sometimes too much to drink isn''t enough.

12 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Sourabh # 83

Losing a husband can be hard. In my case it was almost impossible.

12 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Akshat # 42

The meek shall inherit the earth.....after we''re through with it.

12 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Rahul # 88

Ham and Eggs: A day''s work for a chicken; A lifetime commitment for a pig.

12 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Rajat # 18

If you think nobody cares about you, try missing a couple of mortgage payments.

12 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Deepak # 110

Chastity is curable, if detected early.

12 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Jyotsana # 16

Love may be blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.

12 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Kalika # 54

A closed mouth gathers no foot.

12 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Prem # 39

All true wisdom is found on T-shirts.

12 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Varun # 60

It''s hard to make a comeback when you haven''t been anywhere.

12 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Shubham # 34

Is reading in the bathroom considered multi-tasking?

12 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Monika # 35

Seen it all. Done it all. Can''t remember most of it.

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