Pathan Wishes and Status Messages

Pathan:College Ki Ladki se Bola

I love U!

Ab Tum Mujhe Bolo

Girl:Mai Abhi Ja K sir Ko Bolti Hun

Pathan: pagal ki buchi sir Ko Mt Bol Unki Shadi Ho Gai hai.:

3 Pathan film *Sholay* daikhny gaye
.
Hero ne kaha *Basanti en kutton ke samny mat nachna*
.
Pathan khary hokar boly: 'Ticket lia hai, eska baap bhi nachega'

Pathan 2 Shopkeeper: 1 Kala bulb daina !

Shopkeeper: Kaalay buld ka kia karna hai?

Pathan: Dopehr mai sonay ke lie andhair karna hai

Pathan 'Mazar' Pe Bomb Rakhte Hoy Pakra Gya.

Logo Ne Bht Maara 0r Pocha Aisa Q Kia.?

PTHAN ko Kuch Smaj Na Aaya To Bola: 'Mene Bomb Rakhne ki
Mannat Mani Thi'

Pathan: Raat ko 1 admi ne Chaku dekha kar loot lia
.
Dost: Lekin tumhare pas tu hamaisha PISTOL hoti hai na
.
Pathan: Wo mai ne chupa di warna wo bhi le jata

Lady doctor: Tum rooz subah clinic ke bahar khare ho kar auratoon ko kyun ghoorte ho? Pathan:Ji aap hi ne bahar likha hai:AURATOON KO DEKHNAY KA WAQT 9am-11am

1 Pathan Ki Chappal Kisi Ne Chura Le,
Wo Sedha Qabristan Pohancha Aur Wahan Baith Kar Kehne Laga:
Chor Ko Kaha Dhonda Jaye 1 Na 1 Din To Yahan Aye Ga Na.