Punjabi Jokes Wishes and Status Messages - Page 2

Doctor :- Tuhaadi patni sirf 24 ghante di mehmaan hai..

SANTA :- Koi gal nai Doctor sahib.. jithe 24 Saal kad le othe 24 ghante hor sahi..

Ranja aya Bulet chla k, Heer bethi jean pa k, Ranja ne chlaya gear pa k, heer digi nali ch ja k, Ranja utarya gogls lah k
FIR KI,Heer ne Ranja kutya lamma pa k

Oh menu dekhi jaandi c, main ohnu vekhi jaanda c
Oh menu dekhi jaandi c, main ohnu vekhi jaanda c
Na paper mainu aanda c, na paper ohnu aanda c

Master-kaka pad liya kr,teri umar ch ta Gandhi ne B.A. kr liti si.
Student-master ji tusi v kuch sikh liya kro,tuhadi umar ch ta Bhagat singh ne fansi le li si.

teacher:fees mafi di arji likho
santa:feees kini hai
tchr:20 rps
santa:mai nai likhni
tchr:kiu..?
mera bapu kehnda 10-20 rps lai kise landi buchi di minat nai karni

Mom: Pappu meri chappal lab de. .

Smart Pappu after 5 min .

opened google.com and . typed

"WWW.bebe di khabbe pair di chapal.com

Santa ki bivi uske driver k sath bhaag gaee..
logo ne poochha 'santa ji hun ki kroge..?

Santa: karna ki hai hun gaddi aap chlaawange...

Bebe mar gayi.ladies ron lgiyaan.bebe kithe gayi,jithe na dhup na cha,na roti na sabzi,na bijli na pani..santa :yar dekh lagda budi saade ghar na gai hove..

Nargis to Shaitan:Main ik Masoom tay shareef larki aan...Shaitan:Jan day NARGIS baji; hun tu apni ho k enj tay zaleel na kr. . . .

NIKY-yaar kal main tenu kini waar phone kita par tu nahi chukiya.
NIKY'S BRDER-kyon chukan, jehda main 30 Rupaiye de ke gaana luwaya hai, ohnu tera peo sunuga. ...

1971 da yudh chal reha c.Pak jahaj to bumb sut reha c Loki gharo bahar aa gaye.
Banto:Mein apne nakli dand bhul gayi.
Banta:''Saliye Jahaj bumb sutda kurkure ni.

Gurdware waleyaan ne eh elaan kita hai k gurdware wich 5, 10, 20, 50, 100, 500 de note nahi chadaye jange


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GANDHI di tind te rumaal nahi hai.

Ek Pregnet lady deliveri ke liye Dr Santa K paas gai deliveri ke time lady ne 'Padd" Mareya ta Dr Santa Bollya sare Pre ho Jao Munda BULLET te aa reha hai.,

Ek kabutar ne sante te wiath kar diti..

Santa- O teri maa ne tenu kachha pauna ni sikhaya ?

Kabutar- saleyaa tu kachha pa ke tatti karda??

Shehri Bacha: Papa Aaj BohaT Garmi Hy

Papa:Hum Aaj Hi A/C Lagwa Ly Gay

Paindu Bacha: Abba Aj Bari Garmi Ay

Abba: Ja Kanjra Tind Karwa K Aa Tenu Hosh Aaway

Air hostess to all the passenger.?

Kripya apni -apni belt bandh le..

"santa asked"

Te Bibi jinha ne Pajama payia oh ki kra.....?

1 hathi talwar chaki aunda c,kidi nu dekh
os ne talwar sut diti,kidi ne puchia tu
talwar q sut diti,hathi ne keha:''takk k
tera husan goriye hthon hthiyar gye''

CONDUCTR: BEBE bus vichon kyu utar gi tu?
BEBE: A bus chalni ta hai ni,
CNDCTR: O KYU?
BEBE: aa dekh college de munde keh rahe ne bus vich koi PURJA ta hai ni.