Punjabi Wishes and Status Messages - Page 36

5 great people of India:
1.Gandhi- Jo hun bachya nhi
2.Vajpai-Jo hun kum da nhi
3.Aishwarya-Jo apne vas di nahi.
Baki bache aapan dono,



so keep in touch.

Day a monkey kicked a sarder on his back and run away.Sarder run to catch him and find a zebra in the field.Sarder kicked the zebra on his back and said " Salla Trackshut pahenke dhoka de raha tha..." By Deb Sankar

A Sardar went 2 hotel, ordered chiken, Waiter comes with the order, Surdar:Murgi di taang kithe hai? Waiter:Woh langra tha. Surdar: Dil? Waiter:Dil murgi le gayee. Surdar: Dimaag? Waiter: Murga SARDAR tha!Tanzil Minhas

Ik var ek amli radio theek karwan gaya,Mechanic ne dekhke keha k eh ta theek hai per mausam khrab hai,is krke ni chalda.
Amli:aa chak 100 rupe mausam nava pa..

Akhian de kol sda reh sajna, asi lakh war tak ke v nai rajna. Mukhra na morhi saada zor koi na, chad ke na jaavin, saada hor koi na.

Msg: Bari barsi katan geya si khat k leyandi khajoor.
























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LOKAN NU Kuch
MARZI bhejdo padhan ta injh lag jande ne jive luv letter hove.

Mithi udeek te udeek nalo yar mitha,mitha yar te yar nalo ishq mitha,mitha ishq te ishq nalo mithi sadi yari, es to mitha kujh na milna lab ley dunia sari.

Gurdware waleyan ne e elan kita hai k gurdware ch 5,10,20,50,100,500,de note nahi chadae jange. . .




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GANDHI de sir te rumal nahi hai .

SRDAR rec an invitation to party which said"BROWN TIE ONLY".When He went 2party,he was surprised 2 find others wearing Pants & shirts too!

English teacher: "One cute and young girl is walking on the road." Change this into an punjabi exclamatory sentence. Student: "Oye,pataka !

A Sardar went to museum, there he broke a statue. OFFICER: you have broken a 5000 yrs old statue !! Sardar:ThankGod ! Mujhe laga naya tha.

5 hi-tech sardar inventions: Waterproof towel.
Solar powerd torch.
Book on how to read.
Pedal powerd wheelchair.
Umbrella with holes to see its raining or not.

Mithi udeek te udeek nalo yar mitha,mitha yar te yar nalo ishq mitha,mitha ishq te ishq nalo mithi sadi yari, es to mitha kujh na milna lab ley dunia sari.

Young sardarji use to go college with his dog. After few years he had to go alone..Why?




































Because the dog graduated

Pledge ofPunjabi boys
-Punjab is our nation
-Drinking is our profesion.- Every day is celebration.To hell with education..Because CANADA is our destination

Ek c Raja.....

Ek c Rani......

Dono mar gye,khatm khani.




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thalle hun ki dead bodies lab rahe ho.

Santa : Ik Waari Main Chotta Hunda C , Main Qutub Minaar Ton Gir Gaya C ..
Banta : Fir Mar Gaya C k Bach Gaya C ??
Santa : Mainu Yaad Nai Main Chotta Hunda C..

Santa-yaar kal main tenu kini waar phone kita par tu nahi chukiya.
Banta-kyon chukan, jehda main 30 Rupaiye de ke gaana luwaya hai, ohnu tera peo sunuga. ...

American say:
Dog find bombs in my country,
Japaneese say:
fish play ball in my country,
Indian say:
eh ta kuch v ni

Sade ta bandar v msg pad lende ne...

Je tu cheez hoven tera mull pawa ! Tere badle main takdi ch tull janwa! Mainu soch ke je tu has pawen tan main zindgi ch rona bhull jaawan.

Asin likh-likh chithian paunde rahe. Oh bin pade hi teeli launde rahe, ise umeed wich lang gayi zindagi saadi,oh rusde rahe asin manaunde rahe..

Zeher vekh ke pita ta ki pita, ishq soch ke kita te ki kita,dil de ke je dil len di umeed rakhi, eho jeha pyar kita te ki kita! ! !

Santa- yaar maine apni girl friend ko gift dena hai, kya dun ?

Banta- Gold ring de de

Santa- koi badi cheez bata

Banta- M.R.F ka tyre de de. .

Sadi ratan di neend kiti haram tu, sada sacha pyar kita badnam tu, asi tere naal wafa kiti luk ke zamane ton, par sade naal bewafai kiti shaream tu..

Sacha pyar hove sade dil ander , aiven uppron di dikhaida nahi, sache dilo je kise nu yaad kariye, dur batheya vee usnu bhulaida nahi...

Tainu AJEEB Gal dassa!























MURGi ne ANDA DITTA !






























AJEEB HAI NA ?









NAHI !




Ta Tu DE KE DIKHA....!!!

Yamraj took a man on tour to hell. There he saw gandhi dancing with Bipasha.
He asked:gandhi de saza ini mazedar kyon?
yamraj: saza ta Bipasha nu diti hai..

Santa: oye tera viah ho gaya? Banta: haan. Santa: kuri naal? Banta: oye munde naal v hunda hai kya?
Santa: haan, meri behen da hoya si....!

Santa 2Ali-Tum log Namaj k waqt hath upar kyu karte ho?Ali-khuda se 2waqt ki Roti mangte hai. Santa-Fir Gand upar karke kya Daal dalwate ho