Punjabi Wishes and Status Messages - Page 37

Sardarjee to Sunita:" I want to marry you"Sunita: But I am one year elder to you. Sardarjee: No Problem, then I will marry you next year.

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Aje vapas nai aaya jad aayega ta dassanga ki leyanda!...........

De khushi, jo naal anjaam tak jawe.
Ja fir gam de ena, ki khushi di aas muk jawe.
Kol na v aa mere eh teri marji,
Par door ena vi na ja, ke eh saath tut jawe.

Sohneyo. . . . . .Manmohneyo. . . ..makhan de pedeo ..... malai de doneo.. ............. tuhanu swere sham





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HAYE Main Mar Java kine Sohne ho Tusi.

Santa-yaar kal main tenu kini waar phone kita par tu nahi chukiya.
Banta-kyon chukan, jehda main 30 Rupaiye de ke gaana luwaya hai, ohnu tera peo sunuga. ...

A donkey kicked sardar & ran away sardar ran to catch the donkey. He saw a zebra & started beating it & said ''SALA Tracksuit pahan ke dhoka de raha hai''.

Santa talking on cell. Banta: kis se baat kar raho ho. Santa: biwi se..... Banta: itne... pyar se....? santa: tumhari hai. . .!!!

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Eni DHUND ch banda ni disda te tu SMS bhalde!

Girl: Aisa khat likh ke pa sajna ve, Meri umar beet jaye pardi di.

BoY:æ¥(i=0i>øE§I1i+:eßy#a£>£"e!¥>; =*¿#
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Le Hun padhi reh!

if 10 ppl in the world pray 4 u, i m 1 of them
if 5 ppl pray 4 u, i m 1 of them
if 1 person prays 4 u, dats ME, if no 1 pray 4 u, it means

MENU HOR VI KUM NE

Santa:Preeto chal honeymoon te chaliye Preeto:main velli nahi,main halle kapde v dhone e,te pande vi manjne e,tusi beeji nu le jao.

American say:
Dog find bombs in my country,
Japaneese say:
fish play ball in my country,
Indian say:
eh ta kuch v ni

Sade ta bandar v msg pad lende ne...

1postman Barish me sardar k ghar Letter dene gya.
P''man ne bell bjai,
andr se sardar nikla Or p''man se bola"tussi barish wich kuo aae,letter post kar dinde"

Santa : Ik Waari Main Chotta Hunda C , Main Qutub Minaar Ton Gir Gaya C ..
Banta : Fir Mar Gaya C k Bach Gaya C ??
Santa : Mainu Yaad Nai Main Chotta Hunda C..

Ohde didar di hasrat j puri ho jave, fer bhawe maut majburi ho jave, Rakh lawa ohnu mein dil ch wasa ke, ki pata maut to baad v yaad ohnu karna zaruri ho jave..

How do u make a sardar

laugh on saturday?



Tell him a joke on
wednesday.

Srdar-Papa jaldi-2 mera viya kra deo nahi ta main DAADI nal viya kra lavanga.FATHER:oye tu meri MAA nal viya krayenga.!Srdar:-kyo tusi meri MAA nal ni krayea.

A Sardar sees a beautiful girl . He goes and kises her . The girl shouts and says what r u doing. Sardar says B COM from KHALSA college.

Oh dise na meri rooh tarfe, ohde ek didar laye akh tarse, Dil ronda bul faryad karde, Rabba rakhi salamat ohna nu, Jihde sahah nal sade sah chalde..

SANTA


AAJ MAINE PAANI KO ULLU BANAYA


BANTA


wo kaise


SANTA


aaj maine nahane k liye paani garm kiya aur thande se naha liya..!!

Sardar-Murge di tang kithe hai . Waiter-Murga Langda si. Srdr-Isda dil kithe hai. Waiter-Murgi le gai. Sardar-Isda dimag kithe hai.. Waiter-Murga sardar si

Joke in 1 word-
Sardar

joke in 2 words- Inteligent Sardar

joke in 3 words- Sardar playing chess !

joke in 4 words- Sardar won the game !

IS MSG KO
"3 DIN"TAK NA DKHNA



Mat dekho>

Manu Pta C Tu Ni Rukna


RUKO >>




Rukja >>




Rukja yar !

J Nhi Rukna Tan Main v MSG 3 din bad hi bhezu

no visits...



no calls..~.



no sms''s...



no letters...



no missed calls...



I''m worried...





Sohneo,


viah ta ni kra leya kitey?~@

EK sardar Indian Flag lene shop par gaya, Flag dekh kar sardar kuch bola jisse dukanwala pagal ho gaya, Guess what? Isme aur colour dikhao..!!

Girl: Aisa khat likh ke pa sajna ve, Meri umar beet jaye pardi di.

BoY:æ¥(i=0i>øE§I1i+:eßy#a£>£"e!¥>; =*¿#
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Le Hun padhi reh!

Santa sufrng frm cold was SHIVERING.
His son call doc.
Doc ask d boy wat happend? son-Bimari da ta pata nahi par bapu savere da "VIBRATION" te lagya hoya hai

if 10 ppl in the world pray 4 u, i m 1 of them
if 5 ppl pray 4 u, i m 1 of them
if 1 person prays 4 u, dats ME, if no 1 pray 4 u, it means

MENU HOR VI KUM NE

SLAM BOOK filled by Santa.
1.Strength:My wife,Jeeto.
2.Weakness:Banta''s wife,Preeto.
3.Oppurtunity:When Banta is on tour.
4.Threat:When I am on tour