Punjabi Wishes and Status Messages - Page 38

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Eni DHUND ch banda ni disda te tu SMS bhalde!

Mere to puchde O mainu kii mileya
ohde hijjar te ohde pyaar vichooN
dil de ke kharideya chankana main
ohde husan de meena bazzar vichoon

Assi maut rok rakhi te tera intzaar kita,
Sajna tere jhuthe laareya da aitbaar kita,
Assi jaan den lageya ek pal vi na layeya,
te tussi jaan len lageya vi nakhra hajaar kita!!

Loki ishq ishq paey karde ne..
assi ishq bazaar vich ja baithe
loki yaar laben nu firde ne
assi labhia yaar gava baithe

Rabb kare tu sada hasdi rahe,
koi dukh tere nere vi na aave,
hor ki dua manga rabb to,
tenu sadi vi umar lag jaave!!!

Dil karda ae tere kol aa ke ruk jaava
teri bukkal wich rakh ke siir muk jaava
hanju ban ke digga teriya aakhaa da
tere bulla de kol aa ke sukk jaava

Fer ki hoyeya je tu hatha te mehndi la layi
Hun assi vi Sehra sajavange,
saanu pata si ki tu saadi kismat ch nahi,
hun teri choti bhen fasavange!!!

Chad sajna ve saade dar cho langhna
aive log den ge taane
jadd pyaar na saade karma ch likheya
fer kidha nibhange yaaraane

Sohniye tu Sohni vaang sohni ta badi ae,
par kade us vaang kache garre(matke) te vi tarri ae,
oh ta dariya wich dub marri yaar khatir,
saade layi das tu kade kande te vi khadi ae!!

Ni tu baddi hi be-Lehaz ki kariye,
Ni tu baddi hi dil saaz ki kariye,
Sanu pata hai tere pyaar ch paike kuch nahi milna
par dil fer vi na aave baaz ki kariye

Soh rab di tenu pyar kita
hor kise nu kade bulaya vi nayi
tenu apni samaj ke dil dita
hor kise te dil kade aaya hii nahi
pyar tere de butte nu pani laya
hor butta pyar da laya hi nayi
teri yaad vich rehnda main sher likhda
hor aj tak sher banaya hi nahi
tu keh pagal ya keh chhalla
gusa gallaa teriya da kade aaya hii nahi

PAHARA(mountains) TE PAGDANDIYA(small paths )NE "
"PAGDANDIYA TE DANDIYA NEIN"
"DANDIYA TE JHANDIYA(flags) NE"
"ASI PUTT AA SARDARA DE BUS SHAKLAA(faces) HII MUSHTUNDIYAN NE"

aa sajna kite ral-mil bahiye
sun meri te kuj apni suna
nahi pata kado chal vasna ae
aive rus ke na waqt langaah

Ae chand chamkna chad vii de
teri chandni saanu staandi ae
tera varga hai usda chehra
tenu vekh ke usdi yaad aandi ae

Kadde preet de bagi bahar aondi hai ..
kadde patcharr de badall cha jande ne...
dost mille te bahut khushi hundi hai...
waqt pain te oh hi dost rula jande ne..

Oh aashiq ne gore rang de
saade kol gora rang nahi
saada dil ta ohna de naal hai
par oh saade sang nahi

GallaaN gulaabi te Rab Ne laal raNg keeta
Asai taaN sochdE si ki surkh bullaaN da lishkara hai
je kar gusse naal vi takde ne
taa vii yaar da roop lagda bada pyara hai

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ishq wich bhijna koi khel nahi hunda
bina bhijeya rooha da mail nahi hunda
mail ho je ta eh juda nahi hunda
ishq rab hai ishq da koi khuda nahi hunda

Massa massa si aayi maut
ik hor hii adchan pe gayi
oh kal milan da vaada kar gayi
saanu ummer vdhaani pe gayi

Ishq ishq ta har koi karde,
par koi Channa( A River) wich koodan nu tyaar nahi,
ki kahiye ajj-kal de jhuthe aashiqa nu,
Dil de sakde ne par jaan nahi!!!

Baah fadke rok lende,je chalda koi zor hunda
assi tere piche kyoN rulde,,je tere jeha koi hor hunda

Padna-likhna chad pare,
Nakal te rakh aas,
chak Rajai te So jaa bhagta,
Rabb karuga paas!!!

Ishq koi cheez nahi dil parchaan di
ishq ta kala hai dil lgaan di
ishq da soda kade keeta nahi janda
eh oh jaam hai jo peeta nahi janda
ki samjhava main oos bedard nu
ishq ho janda hai kade keeta nahi janda

TEACHER 2 SANTA:-Pandvon ke naam batao, SANTA:- ik BHIM c, ik oda vada pra c, ik nikka pra c, ik hor c, te akhir wale da mainu naam pul gaya

Santa ne ek board padha, "Likhne wala Brilliant, Padhne wala Gadha." Santa becomes hot. He rub board & writes, "Likhnewala Gadha Padhne wala Brilliant..!!"

Sardar in sad mood,asked kya hua?said-kal India-Pak match pe 1000 hara.I said kal to 500 bola tha?he said 500 raat ko highlights pe bhi hara

Sardar went to musium,there he broke a statue OFFICER:you have broken a 5000 years old statue.SARDAR:thank god! mere ko laga naya tha......!

Santa is driving with girlfriend to Chandigarh. While driving he puts his hand on her knee. She says ''u can go further.''















He drives to Shimla!

INTERVIEWER: Imagine that u r in a closed room & all doors & windows r closed.
How can u escape if the room caught FIRE?

SANTA: very simple.
Stop imagining.

Khirki khuli, julfen udi, socha husan e yaar ka deedar tha, par julfen hati to kismat footi, KYOKI WO TO NAHAYA HUA SARDAR THA.