Punjabi Wishes and Status Messages - Page 39

Ek sardar duje sardar nu "Yaar bor ho rahe haan chal chess khediye." 2nd Sardar: "Ruk ja main sports shoes paa ke aanda haan..!

A knok on door
sardar: kon hai!
A person out side door: mein hun!
sardar: kamal hai
andar bhi mein hi hun..

Sardar was sitting in his TV room & thinking hard.
Sardarni-
Kee sochde ho ji?
Sardar-
eh Star TV waalean nu kiive pta chalda hai ke-
"U R watching StarTV ! ".

Santa: Das meri tokri vich ki hai ta sare Eggs tere,je tu dasde kine ta 8 de 8 tere,te je tu dasde kis Janwar de ne ta o Murgi v teri Banta:Koi Hint ta de!

Sardar ji was frustated 4 th jokes on him. One day he went to his wife N said,"tell me 1 joke in which i''m nt involved."


wife replied,"I''m pregnant."

A man asks sardar akl badi ya bans sardar thought! Thought, thought thought and then reply oye khote pehle DATE OF BIRTH to bata

19 Sardars went 4 a film. On asking them "Why they came in a Big Group of 19?" They replied that "The film was for ABOVE 18"

A lady goes 2 a shope & finds a sardar as shopkeeper.Laddy,"sardar ji LIPTON di CHAAH haigi ?" Sardar,"mainu ta ni haigi je Tuhannu hai ta LIPAT jao.

2Sardar were watching a beautiful girl.
1st Sardar=kya maal hai yaar..!
2nd Sardar=Arey ha.Maal se yaad aya bhabiji kesi hai. . .?

SARDAR: In my dreams, rats play football evrynite.DR:den take dese medicine frm 2nite S:can i start frm tomrow b''coz 2nite will b d finals...

1st sardar: "Lahore is best city. ALL FREE- pik up, drop, food, drink, hotel, even SEX" 2nd sardar: "When did u go?" 1st: "Not me, my wife went. She told me"

Sardar''s friend gave him a gun on wedding night & said fire in air if wife is virgin,shoot her if not.Sardar fired in air 1st nite & shot her on 2nd.

Man asks sardar,
"Apko logon ne kyon mara?"
Sardar says,
"Arre yar mera photo bus mein gir gaya tha. Maine kaha Madam zara sari upar karna photo lena hai"
:>

Santa goes to hotel & orders Omlette..
Waiter :french or spanish ?
Santa: jera marji le aa,
Main kehra galan karniya ne...

Teacher: Oxygen is must for...
Breathing & for life. It was discoverd in 1773...

Santa: Thank god. I was born after that, pehle paida höta to mar hi jaata...

1 sadar library mein 2-3 ghante ek book padne ke baad bole.so boring,so many character but no story.then librarian says,sardar ji this is telephone directory.

Sardar looks 4d meaning of dictionary in dictionary, reads-that''s wat u r carrying in ur hand STUPID. He looks 4d meaning of STUPID,reads-oye sardar,tu pher!

Sardar1 giggling behind sardar2 at ATM centre. "HaHa I have seen ur password. S2: what is it? S1: its 4 stars (****) S2: haha ur wrong. its 2356!

Santa Singh sends sms to all his friends... "My cell no. has changed.. earlier it was Nokia 1100 .. now it is Nokia 6600"

NASA ne 3sardar chaand pe bheje.Rocket uda,magar aadhe raste se vapas!

Jab sardaro ko pucha gaya,toh unhone kaha:''AAJ AMAWAS HAi,CHAAND TO HOGA Hi NAHi NA''!!

SARDAR was looking in his marriage certificate since an hour then his wife asked: Oh tussi itni der se KYA dekh rahe ho SARDAR: Oye expiry date dund rahahoo.

Sardar selling parachute- Plane se koodo,button dabao,parachut opens aur aap jamin par safely.Buyer-If it doesnt open? Sardar-paise vapas.

Sardarni: Ji 2si gaddi eni tej kyu bhja rahe ho?

Sardar: Areh,gaddi di break fail ho gayi hai, isse pehle ki accident ho jae, jaldi jaldi ghar pahunchenge!

Santa-which is the most painful delivery in world? Banta-SUNNY DEOL ki maa ki.... Santa-woh kaise? Banta- kyonki woh nikla gaddi le ke!

News:petrol mehnga ho gaya..
SARDAR ji bole,"sanu ki fark penda hai,asi pehla v100 da pavande c hun v 100 da pavan ge"

Santa: meri biwi mujhe chorr ke chali gayi. Banta: tu uska khyal nahi rakhta hoga. Santa arre yaar....sagi behan ki tarah rakhta tha usko!

Once a sardar went 2 a STD PCO there was written "Number dial karan ton pehlan 2 lao". Sardar Slapped d Operator twice!

Bantasingh:
oye tu har sms do bar kyu bhejta hai?

Santasingh:
kyuki tuje ek forward karna ho to dusra tere pass to rahe!!!

A sardar was driving in Delhi with his girlfriend.
While driving he kept his hand on her thighs.
She smiled & said-
u can go further...

He drove to Chandigarh!

China
has a
Great
Deewaar,
Russia
has a
Communist
Sarkaar,
America
has a
Powerful
Radar,
But!
Beware World!
Because
Only India
has the
POWER OF
SARDAR....