Punjabi Wishes and Status Messages - Page 40

Q: How did Santa cheat the railways?
A: He bought the ticket and didn't travel.

Ek sardar k peeche ek kutta pada tha vo pareshan ho k sochne laga ki saala card toh ''airtel'' ka dalvaya tha to phir network ''hutch'' ka kyon aa raha hai!!

Man:Sardarji where were u born? Sardar:PUNJAB Man:which part? Sardar:oye,part part kya kar raha hai,WHOLE BODY was born in Punjab

A Sardaji standing below a tube light with an open mouth.......... why?....... why?........ why?......... coz Doctor said 'Aaj LIGHT hi khana' ;)

Jado asi apni gal thodi age vadhai,
ohne apni bebe sade nal milai,
Pher sade dil ch khabre ki aai,
asi naal lai gaye apna bhai,
Pher sade dil ch umeeda di lehar aai,
asi pure mohalle ch vandi mithai,
Ki pata veere ne ki kahani pai,
yaro aaj oh kudi hai sadi bharjai!

Y did banta singh climb d glass wall? 2 c wat was on d other side of d wall!

12sardar 12car mein 12bajke 12min 12sec mein 12vi gali k 12ve theater mein konsi film dhekhne gaye honge? ? ? WAQT HAMARA HAI..

Ek bar santa singh apni car me batery lagvane gaye.
Dukandar ne pucha sardarji Exide (''ik-side'') ki laga du.

Santaji bole kyo dusri side di tera baapu lagauu??

Sardar:"My friend tells me he has slept with every woman in our building except one"
Wife:"Must be Sheela on the 4th floor,she is very CONSERVATIVE!"

A Sardar breaks an egg to make an omlet. He finds the egg empty he got frustrated and said."iski to .... aaj-kal murge bhi condom use karte hai...."

Sardar selling parachute- Plane se koodo,button dabao,parachut opens aur aap jamin par safely.Buyer-If it doesnt open? Sardar-paise vapas.

Sardar joind army,given AK 47. sardar asks major,''sir,is bandook ki nalli samne rakhun ya ulta?''
Major:''kisi bhi taraf rakho. fayeda desh ka hi hoga!

Sardar ne Girls hostel phone kiya-Hello, RANI hai kya? WARDEN NE PUCHA-Aage kya lagati hai? SARDAR-Abhi ka to pata nahi, 2 mahine pahle STAYFREE lagati thi.

Ques:- Sardar ji, how can you kill a Lion?
Sardar:- Very simple ji, first I will drink poison and then I''ll let the Lion eat me. Bolo ta ra ra ra!

Banta : how did u get a new car. Santa : girl drove me 2 beach tuk off her clothes & said : take what u want & i tuk car. Banta : gud tu kapdo ka kya karta

Sardar:"My friend tells me he has slept with every woman in our building except one"
Wife:"Must be Sheela on the 4th floor,she is very CONSERVATIVE!"

Ab Kuchh bhi
karlo, ab yeh
desh SMS k bina
nahi chalegaa.

SMS bole to



S= Sardar
M= Manmohan
S= Singh.!!!

Ik sardar dukan te KACHHE lain gaya..

Sardar 2 dukandar-aa Kachha kine da?

Dukandar-Ji 450 da

Sardar-Yar partywear nahi casual wear dikha na!

Sardar was travling in train, A woman sat on his son''s berth & didn''t getup... Sardar shouted:"THIS LADY IS NOT GIVING BIRTH TO MY CHILD !"

Sardar was writing something very slowly. Friend asked: Why r u writing so slowly? Sardar: Im writing 2 my 6 yr old son, he cant read very fast.

A sardarji Doctor falls in Love with a Nurse.He writes a love letter to the Nurse :- I Love U sister....

Ak 47 Sardar joins army, given AK 47.
Hes puzzld.
Asks major, Sir, yeh bandook ki nalli samne rakhun ya ulta?
Major: kisi bhi taraf rakho, faida desh ka hi hoga

Beautiful Girl"A sardar saw a beautiful girl.
he went and kissed her.
GIRL: "stupid,what are you doin...?"
Sardar: " B.Com Final Year....

Talak Wife:Main maeke jaa rahi hoon,ke main talaak de notice bhej dewangi.
husband:Ja ja aaive mithiya mithiya galaan karke mainu khush karan di koshish na kar

Sardar return home after drinking and says to his wife in romantic mood, darling aaj kuch aisa karo ki kadam zameen par na pade...Wife says:--- Ve moya faansi lai le.