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Updated 8 years ago
What will be the ad for Petrol in Year 2020?
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Buy 10 liter Petrol & Get 1 Tata Nano free…!!!
(Love Exam)
Ek nadi mein 2 insaan doob rahe hai.
1 wo jise aap pyar karte ho,
Aur
Dusra vo jo aapko pyar karta hai.
Aap kisko bachaoge?
Aur kyu!!
Plz Reply
Ladkiya paraya dhan hai, to ladke kya?
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Nahi pata kya?
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Ek No. ke CHOR,
jinki nazar hamesha paraye dhan par hi lagi hoti hai.
99% girls failed to answer this Question..
now its ur turn..
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Whats ur phone number!!!
A Question Asked in an IQ Test:
If u r Married to One of The Twin Sisters
How Would You Recognize Your Wife?
The Brilliant Answer Came:
Why Should I ?
Hardest job in the world:
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Police sketch artist in CHINA.
A deadly PJ.
What do u cal a group of farmers stuck at one place?
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KISSAN JAM!
Plz dont throw ur mobiles.
Two fathers and two sons went duck hunting. Each shot a duck but they shot only three ducks in all. How come. . . ?.
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The Answer Is 'Grand father, father, son'
Teacher: class me ladai kyun nahi karni cahaie?
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Pappu: pata nahi exam mein kiske peche baithna pad jaye..
Question:
Wo kya cheeze hai jo wife apne husband ko sari umar nahi deti,
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Socho..
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Ans:
Chain ki Saans…
India Is Facing Serious Questions..
Hum Cloromint kyu khate hai?
Melody itni Chocolaty kyu hai?
And Now..
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Why This Kolaveri Kolaveri Kolaveri Di?
How to make 1 million Rupees in the Stock Market?
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Ans: SIMPLE… Start with 2 Millions!
You know what COLLEGE means??
C=Come
O=On
L=Lets
L=Love
E=Each
G=Girl
E=Equally
So every BOY goes to COLLEGE.
How to increase Positive thinking?
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Ans: Watch FASHION TV
Bcoz u always think..
Thik hai, ye nahi to agli wali ka to kuch dikhega..!!
At night if mosquito bites, what should we do?
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Just scratch n sleep again..
We r not Rajanikanth to make the mosquito say sorry!
How fast can you guess the words?
1.boo_s
2.__ndom
3.f__k
4.p_n_s
5.pu_s_
6.s_x
Answers
1.books
2.random
3.fork
4.pants
5.pulse
6.six
You got all 6 wrong..!! :-\