A jury consists of twelve people who determine which client has the better lawyer.
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I''m not sure about the former.
The biggest mistake people make in life is not trying to make a living at doing what they most enjoy.
Happiness is inward, and not outward; and so, it does not depend on what we have, but on what we are.
A teacher is one who makes himself progressively unnecessary
Why is it that the teaching is the last thing I have time for?
The direct use of force is such a poor solution to any problem, it is generally employed only by small children and large nations.
Thousands of candles can be lighted from a single candle, and the life of the candle will not be shortened. Happiness never decreases by being shared.
A lot of people are in pain out of fear to be happy.
Say good about yourself and you''ll be called arrogant; say bad about yourself and you''ll be believed.
You spend your whole life believing that you''re on the right track, only to discover that you''re on the wrong train.
I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.
Just because you''re paranoid, it doesn''t mean they''re NOT out to get you.
It is not the answer that enlightens, but the question
Life is what happens when you plan to do other things -- John Lennon.
A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.
Develop a passion for learning. If you do, you''ll never cease to grow
Experience is that marvellous thing that enables you recognise a mistake when you make it again.
Don''t stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.
Nothing can stop the man with the right mental attitude from achieving his goal; nothing on earth can help the man with the wrong mental attitude.
Blessed is he who has learned to laugh at himself, for he shall never cease to be entertained.
It is better to be fair than to be popular!
What do you call a handcuffed man?
Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer sex raises some pretty good questions.
Success is the ability to go from failure to failure without losing your enthusiasm.
It's whenyou're safe at home that you wish you were having an adventure. When you'rehaving an adventure you wish you were safe at home.
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