Boy to girl-''Roz College Aati ho...... DUPPATTE se kya Chhupaati ho........... Hum Mar Gaye hai kya...... Jo KITAABOON se Dabaati ho........... !!..!!
Wife to 2nd husband:see that''s my 1st hubby at the bar, he has been drinking since I left him 7 years ago! Husband: nonsense, no one can celebrate that long!
Son saw parents doing sex & ask "Dad what''s going on?" DAD:Teri Maa me PETROL bhar raha hun.SON: dad MOM ki AVERAGE CHECK karwao, abhi uncle bhi TANK F
how can I spell ''CH_TIYA'' without ''U''? or ''GAND_''? or ''ST_PID''? or ''K_TTE''? or ''LA_DE''? or ''JHAT_''? ?
see how important are ''U'' dear..!!..
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''Money can buy a house not a home, a bed but not sleep,
medicine but not health.
Money is dirty,it only causes pain& suffering,
SEND ME all ur MONEY & BE HAPPY
Believe in miracles,but don''t depend on them. Better to understand a little than to misunderstand a lot. Don''t limit ur challenges, but challenge ur limits...
We r like teabags whose true strength comes out when we''re put in hot water.so when problems upset u,just think...u must be GOD''S favorite cup of tea!....