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11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Barun # 65

Wife to maid: I Think my husband ''s having an affair with his secretary. Maid: you ''re only saying it to make me jealous.

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Kapil # 49

I decided 2 send u d the cutest, sweetest, smartest& most adorable gift of d world, but postman shouted at me ''''get out from d postbox''''.

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Sachin # 56

(>=<)IT''S ME ( ''o'' ) DON''T(,) . (,) PRESS ¿J¿J (>=<) ( ''o'' ) PLS(,) . (") (>=<) NO! ( ''o'' )pLz (>=<) Noo!Mar dala na!AB kaun karega sms.

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Nimish # 61

Life is like a box of toffees called frnds,u hav diff flavours,which one wil u get,u nvr knw...BUT WHEN I GOT U...I WAS SURE DAT I GOT "CENTRE SHOCK"!

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Sucheta # 97

C L O S E N E S S RèSiDés iN THÉ HÉÄRTSÖ èVéN iF WÉ DÖNT Sèé ÉÄCH ÖTHÉR,YÖÜ WÖÜLD ÄLWÄYs BÉ RèMéMBèRéD &CÄRÉD!()"""()( ''o'')''")(,,)/ Take care!!

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Shinde # 20

Never play with a woman''s heart, she has only one heart.. .......It''s ok to play with her breast, she has two!!

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Lokesh # 55

Boy to girl-''Roz College Aati ho...... DUPPATTE se kya Chhupaati ho........... Hum Mar Gaye hai kya...... Jo KITAABOON se Dabaati ho........... !!..!!

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Anika # 70

,,, ( .).) SÖmtyms( __,) mÉ bÜsy ,,, (.(- ) SÖmtyms( __, ) mÉ lÄzyBt nÖ mtÉr wÄt mÖÖd mÉ hv ,,, (.(. ) MÉ ÄlwÄys( __,) rmmbÉr Ü!

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Sourabh # 107

If u care n luv someone, dont lose a grip on that person. You''ill never know, the one you let go might be the one you have waited all your l

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Arjun # 33

Wife to 2nd husband:see that''s my 1st hubby at the bar, he has been drinking since I left him 7 years ago! Husband: nonsense, no one can celebrate that long!

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Reena # 37

A married man to a bachelor: why r u unmarried ? He answers ''ja ko rakhe saayiyan maar sake na koye''

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Vibhu # 29

Son saw parents doing sex & ask "Dad what''s going on?" DAD:Teri Maa me PETROL bhar raha hun.SON: dad MOM ki AVERAGE CHECK karwao, abhi uncle bhi TANK F

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Saurabh # 15

how can I spell ''CH_TIYA'' without ''U''? or ''GAND_''? or ''ST_PID''? or ''K_TTE''? or ''LA_DE''? or ''JHAT_''? ?
see how important are ''U'' dear..!!..
, . . .

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Bhramita # 46

DontCALLmeDontSend MSGS tomeDonttry 2 MEETmeDontTALK 2mebcos i"ve gotdiabetes & Dr.hasadvised me 2 beaway fromsweet things !!

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Vibhu # 29

Make a gal pregnent,break off,den realize ur mistake and dan marry her.U just saved ur 100 bucks by knowing d story of salaam namaste.

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Mansi # 51

Dont open this for 92 days














just as i thought u cannot wait!!!
Ok go ahead...WISH UA HAPY NEW Y''R 2006!!!
Remember i greeted u first!

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Rahul # 100

Son meets father on stairs of a KOTHA
Son-papa aap yahan kya kar rahe ho?
Papa-yaar ab 2-300 rupey ke pichhe teri mummy ke nakhre nahi sahe jaate..!

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Md # 53

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khali hai na...!

mujhe bhi khali hi mila tha !!

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Shubham # 34

Why Indian husbands r called silver and American as gold.b''coz Indian wives call their husbands as Ag and Americans as Au.

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Nitin # 119

''Money can buy a house not a home, a bed but not sleep,
medicine but not health.
Money is dirty,it only causes pain& suffering,
SEND ME all ur MONEY & BE HAPPY

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Rana # 40

I just messaged to say "Hello". Don''t scroll further down !













ZIDDI ho manoge thodi!

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Deepak # 44

For Pepsi "Sharukh"



For coke "Aamir"



For Mirinda ''''Vivek''''



For Fanta "Rani" For thumps up "salman"



Don''t worry

For Bante wala soda "YOU"!

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Amar # 68

Believe in miracles,but don''t depend on them. Better to understand a little than to misunderstand a lot. Don''t limit ur challenges, but challenge ur limits...

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Nitin Dhiman # 126

Today is "WORLD''S LIKING DAY..tell mé one thing u like most in me. REPLY IS A MUST.pass this sms to everyone n get to know what they like in u?

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Saurabh # 15

We r like teabags whose true strength comes out when we''re put in hot water.so when problems upset u,just think...u must be GOD''S favorite cup of tea!....

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Monalisa # 78

Q:- Ek ___ ladka ___ par baith kar ___ geet ga raha tha.
(NOTE: in teeno blanks mein ek hi word aana chahiye). Reply me fast.

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Lerma Plata Penarand # 123

If i cud give u a gift... I wud give u the ability 2 see yrself the way i see u so that u wud know wat a wonderful person u r!!.

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Rahul # 88

"I cried because I had no shoes till I saw a man with no feet". Life is full of blessings sometimes we''re just too blind to see them.......

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Nakul # 99

Women''s Tennis is more complicated ''coz with every shot, 3 balls bounce...n U re in a dilemma which one of dem to admire at..

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Kapil # 49

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Luk sun s
shinin
v v v v
v v v
Birds r
flyin

l ,o_,__,
ll========ll

Hey . .
lazy ru stil sleepin?


Get up
"GD MNG"!

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