Relations Wishes and Status Messages - Page 19

Ganguly to wife during sex - PITCH is dry, grass not cut, slow outfield. Wife replies - Nonsense! Inzamaam scored century on the same pitch!

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Its hard to let go of someone who has touched your life.. but it hurts more to let go of someone who was never yours-yet changed your life..

A sign at a doctor''s clinic in ldh city: ''specialist in women and other diseases!''

Doctor- u look terribely week nd exhausted! Are u having ur meals three times a day as i advised? Lady- doctor, i thought u said three males a day.

Choose a chocolate 4me. It will tel u wat u feel 4me.
1. Dairy milk
2. Kit kat
3. Perk
4. Munch
5. Bounty
6. Bar one
7. 5 star
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Dil karta ha ke jor se thapar maru.
Aaj kya Dewali hai?nahi na! to GIFT Kyun chahiye

A good frnd is one who stays wen u tel him to leave u,open the door bfore u knock,wait for whole life wen u say one min & understands evn wn u dnt spk.

As i watchd d ants crawl up d wall i noticd dat no matter how Busy dey r,dey still stop & comunicte wid 1another!Hope v can be like dem: Frnds forever :-)

Young man asks a kind priest:Father is it a sin 2 sleep wid a girl. Father:No my child,but d problem is u guys never "SLEEP".

Hey I want to tel u 1thing abt me.
My heart problem has reached such a critical stage
that doctor says there are
only two options left...


I.C.U.


Or


U C me

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The wind,
the wind,
naughty wind.....
that blows the girls skirt high.....
but God is clever, he always sends the dust 2 close the boys eyes.

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if u dont sms
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FROM

GR0UNDFLOOR.

Whenever U share the Goodness in Your heart,u always end up WINNING HEARTS because LIFE IS AN ECHO It gives back what U have given!

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Just what I thought...


You''d stil look 4 me..

Gosh! U r ADDICTED to ME! CONTROL

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Popat sms mein kabhi awaaz aati hai kya.

Jatt pandit di
kuri nal viah
karwaon gaya,
pandit: meri kuri uss naal viah karwaegee jis da lun 10 inch howega.
Jatt :koi gal nahin main 4 inch katwa dewanga...

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Apka SMS lene ke liye maine MERCEDES bheji hai

Koi hans kar juda hota hai,to koi ro kar juda hota hai,magar juda hone ka gum to wo hai,jab koi apna ho kar juda hota hai.

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"::-''!''-::" Butterflies always findtheir wayto something sweet. Thistime they found u!

Caring for someone is easy but making sumone care for u is hard . Now i keep wondering how did u make it so easy for me to care for U.

Doc: Dis isn''t urine sample bt aplejuce u brot in! Mrs gupta:God! Can I make a call? Doc:Y? Mrs gupta:I may''ve pakd d othr botle with gupta ji''s tiffin.

If u save this msg it means i m cute.if u edit this i m still cute.if u forward this u r spreading that i m cute n if u erase this u r jelous of me coz i m cute

If u can''t b with d1 u luv den luv d1 u r with.Thot for the day....... How''s it?

TIME älöné cän prövé wörth öf frìéndshìp. As tìmé göés by, wé lösé thé fälsé önés änd kéèp thé bést... (;_;)
jus a sweet hello tö öné öf thé bést! :)

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Wen i was sad u were there wid me. Wen i was cryin u were there wid me. Wen i was unhappy u were there. Now i hav understood ki sare fasaad Ki jad tu hai..

I''ve got a HABIT of thinking bout U,HABIT never goes coz if u remove H, A BIT remains,if u remove A, BIT remains & if u remove B, kya karu IT still remains !!!