Riddles Wishes and Status Messages - Page 11

Nok nok.Who's there?....Marie!....Marie who?.....Mariewhowanna....!!

What kind of children do you get using a yellow condom ? ................... NONE ! you stupid !

Since light travels faster than sound, isn't that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak?

Since light travels faster than sound, isn''t that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak?

Nok nok.Who''s there?....Marie!....Marie who?.....Mariewhowanna....!!

The jogger who overslept found himself running late.

The more you study. Tthe more you know. The more you know. The more you forget. The more you forget. The less you know. So why study?

Everything in life is relative, ask Einstein.

If my right leg was thanksgiving and my left leg was christmas, would you visit me between the holidays?

When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and suddenly I realized that I was talking to myself.

How women think about sex:At 8 ignore it,Age 18 experience it,Age 28 look 4 it,Age 38 ask 4 it,Age 48 beg 4 it,Age 58 pay 4 it,Age 68 pray it,Age 78 4get it

Where are the first 6 up''s ?

Wy do the number of traffic accidents with stupid blond girls increase at April 1st? ..... When the traffic light is read they think it is a joke

Where are the first 6 up''s ?