Sometimes I wake up grumpy. Other times I let her sleep.
The black box of the plane is indestructible, why do they not make the plane of the same material ?
How do frogs die? They Ker-mit suicide.
Press any key to continue or any other key to quit.
when is a man worth some money??................When he pushes a trolley
How do you know when you run out of invisible ink?
Since light travels faster than sound, isn''t that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak?
When you strangle a smurf, what colour does he get?
Why did the statue of liberty have to be a woman? The head had to be hollow to make a restaurant in it!
What is the velocity of the darkness ?
How do you call a woman who looses 90% of her intelligence ??.................................a widow !!!!!
If a pen is mightier than a sword and a photo more powerful than a thousand words, how dangerous –can a fax be ?
Everything in life is relative, ask Einstein.
The more you study. Tthe more you know. The more you know. The more you forget. The more you forget. The less you know. So why study?
The jogger who overslept found himself running late.
hy are there so many Smiths in the phone book? They all have a phone!
How does the driver of a gritting vehicle go to work in the morning ?
What happens when you got scared twice half-dead ?
Why do fortune-tellers first ask your name?
If all the boys lived on the other side of the sea, what a good swimmer I would be ?
When a schizophrenic threatens to commit suicide are we talking of hostageship?
Why do the number of traffic accidents with stupid blond girls increase at April 1st? ..... When the traffic light is read they think it is a joke
Nok nok.Who''s there?....Marie!....Marie who?.....Mariewhowanna....!!
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