If U can solve ur problem, then what is need of worrying? If U cannot solve it, then what is the use of worrying.
The fruit of silence is PRAYER The fruit of prayer is FAITH The fruit of faith is LOVE The fruit of love is SERVICE The fruit of service is PEACE
Why do you always find one shoelon the streets ?
What is the difference between a washing machine and a teacher? a washing machine runs on batteries and a teacher gets on the nerves.
Does a liar lies when he says he says he is telling a lie ?
What is the difference between a battery and a woman? ...... A battery has also a positive side.
How does a dummy catch a rabbit? ... He sits behind a tree and imitates the sound of a carrot.
why are there life jackets in airplanes and no parachutes ?
Do they have a coffee break at the tea factory ?
It is white and it stands in the corner? ....... A punished fridge
Blackmail: "When you do not give me the raise I will tell everyone you did give me one."
Why are you behind a computer, while in fact you are sitting in front of the screen ?
What is ressemblance between a man and a dolphin? They both seem intelligent, but it has not been proven yet!!!
A person who can explain color to a blind man can explain everything in life...and
Why can you buy sigarettes in a gaz station where it is forbidden to smoke ?
It is round and orange and says:"I am an orange, I am an orange"? .................. a mandarin who thinks big
What kind of children do you get using a yellow condom ? ................... NONE ! you stupid!
Where are the first 6 up's ?
Why did God create the man first and only then the woman? ...... Everyone makes a draft first!!!
Why does a kamikaze wear a helmet ?
Why can a man not be handsome and intelligent at the same time? .... Because he would be a woman then.
Why the trolleys were invented ? ........ To learn women to walk on their hind legs.
Why does an answering machine never gives an answer when I ask something ?
What do you do when your mother-in-law is walking in the garden? ...... Shoot again.
When a store is open 24 hours a day and 365 days a year, why is there a lock on the door?
Life gives answer in 3 ways... It says Yes & gives u what u want, it says no and gives u something better, it says wait and gives u the Best!
What do you prefer in the hereafter?...........Smoking or non-smoking area.
People are made to be Loved and Things r made to be Used. The confusion is in the World because People are being Used and Things r being Loved.
When you are not supposed to drive a car when you have been drinking, why do bars have a parking lot ?
Why do we call apartements apartements when they are all connected to one another ?
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