Santa Banta Wishes and Status Messages

Teacher: I want you to tell me the longest sentence you can think of. Pappu: Life imprisonment!

Jeeto: U tell a man something, it goes in one ear & comes out of the other. Santa: U tell a woman something, it goes in both ears & comes out of the mouth

Santa: My mother-in-law was bitten by a mad dog! Banta: Oh! That’s terrible. Santa: Yes, it was sad to watch the dog die in convulsions

Santa and Banta are waiting at a bus stop, when a bus pulls up and opens the door. Banta leans inside and asks the driver, "Will this bus take me to Chandigarh?" The bus driver shakes his head and says, "No, I''m Sorry." At this Santa leans inside, smiles and twitters, "Will it take ME?"

Santa: What''s difference between man & Superman? Pappu: Man wears underwear under the trouser & superman wears it over the trouser.

Girlfriend-Tum to bas apne kam me lage rehte ho..Meri to koi parwah hi nahi hai tumhe! santa -Oye,Pyar karne wale kisi ki parwah nahi karte!

banta:What comes after six? Santa singh:The milk man.

A Girl Romantically said to a santa: Do U want to see the place where they did Apendix Operation to me? santa: No, I hate Hospitals.

Banta:Where was the Decleration of Independence signed? Santa Singh:at the bottom.

Banta: tell me five FERROUCIOUS animals that you can think of...... Santa: 3 lions and 2 tigers.

Santa: Do you know the meaning of WIFE. It means...Without Information Fighting Every time! Jeeto: It could also mean - With Idiot For Ever.

Santa Singh Ji Zebra Crossing ke Black & White Patte par Bar Bar idhar se Udhar chalte the , Woh kya soch rahe honge ? THINK ???? SALA YEH PIYANO BAJTA KYO NAHI ?

banta: What are you doing? Santa: Washing myself, of course banta: Without soap and water? Santa: Haven''t you ever heard of dry cleaning

Santa Singh Ji Zebra Crossing ke Black & White Patte par Bar Bar idhar se Udhar chalte the , Woh kya soch rahe honge ? THINK ???? "SALA YEH PIYANO BAJTA KYO NAHI ?

"Darling," said Banta to his new bride, Preeto, "Now that we are married, do you think you will be able to live on my small income?" "Of course, dearest, no trouble," she replied. "But what will you live on?"

Nurse: Congrats Santa ji, aap papa ban gaye. Santa: Meri wife ko nahi bolna mein use surprise dunga!

Banta: What''s the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer? Santa: The taste.

Santa, "I suppose this horrible looking thing is what you call modern art? Art dealer, "I beg your pardon sir, that is a mirror

Santa is so rich he has two swimming pools, one of which is always empty? It''s for people who can''t swim!

Lawyer to Santa : Gita pe haath laga kar kaho ke....... Santa :yeh kya! Sita pe haath lagaya to court me bulaya, ab fir Gita pe haath?

Banta: When did George Washington die? Santa: 2 days b4 his funeral

Santa: WHat is another difference between a mosquito and a fly? Banta: A fly can fly but a mosquito cannt mosquito.

MAN to santa: I got a BRAND new FORD iKON for my wife. santa:WOW! that''s an UNBELIEVABLE & EXCELLENT EXCHANGE OFFER.

SANTA:BANTA! KHIDKI SE JALDI KOOD,POLICE AA RAHI HAI!BANTA:LEKIN YE13V MANZIL HAISANTA:YAAR!YE SAKUN APSAKUN SOCHNE KA WAQT NAHI HAI.KOOD JA!

Santa saw a board at d centre of a Pond.He tried reading bt culdnt.Atlast he swims to the centre of the Pond & Reads,"CROCODILE PRESENT,DONT SWIM"

Santa - My wife died yesterday..
I'm trying to cry but tears are not come out,
what to do?
Banta - No Problem.
Just Imagine she Came Back. :D

santa apne jeb mai ek patthar le kar ghum raha tha..., usne ek se pucha tha ki kyon le kar ghum rahe ho. to bola jiska jeb bhari hota hai usi ka name chalta hai

Santa aur Banta k bich me fight ho rahi thi..
Banta- Saale main tere kapde phaad k tujhe nanga kar doonga!!
Santa- Dekh serious ladai me Romantic baat mat kar!!!!

Santa found cigrate in daughter's room"o God she smoked?" Den found wine"o God she drink?" "Den he saw a boy,"thnk god! Toh ye sab iska hai.

santa:tu kis din paida hua?
banta:itwar ko
santa:chal jhute, us din to chhuti hoti hai..!!