Sardaro ki party chal rahi thi, DJ wala bola kab tak dj bajau,
party owner replied:tu 12 baje tak baja de uska baad to ye generator ki awaz pe hi nachte rhnge....
LONG FLIGHT
Banta calls Air India. "How long does it take to fly to Amritsar?"
"Just a sec," comes an answer.
"Thank you." says the Banta and hangs up!
Santa walks into a library & says, "Can I have a burger and coke?" Librarian, "I'm sorry, this is a library." Santa whispers, "Can I have a burger & fries?"
Santa n Banta r hiding from d police in a bldg. Suddenly d police arrives... Santa says 2 Banta "chalo kood jao police aa rahi hai" Banta says "but we r on d 13th floor!!!" Santa replies "Abe shagun apshagun sochne ka waqt nahi hai... bas kood jao!"
Santa had twins; he named them Tin & Martin.
Again he had twins & named them Peter & Repeater.
Again he had twins & named them Max & Climax.
Next time he had twins, disgusted Santa named them TIRED & RETIRED!
Santa enters kitchen and opens the sugarbox. Sees inside and closes it.
Wife observes the whole episode Again he comes and does
the same stuff.
Wife askes : Why are you doing this ?
Sardar replies: Doc told to check sugar level regularly
Jeeto: U tell a man something, it goes in one ear & comes out of the other.
Santa: U tell a woman something, it goes in both ears & comes out of the mouth.
Once Banta was going to his office. On the way he slipped on a banana peel and was badly hurt.
Next day, on his way to the office, he noticed a banana peel and exclaimed "sala aaj bhi phisalna hoga"
Preeto 2 maid: Oh Kanta, I hv reason 2 suspect that Banta is having an affair with his secretary.
Kanta: I don't believe it! U r just trying 2 make me jealous.
Santa: Tommy ne meri saari kitaab kha layi
Mother: Ohnu mere kole leke aa mein usnu saja dewan
Santa: Saja ta mein de diti, usdi kauli wala dudh mein pee gaya
At a football match ground. Santa: Ye log ball nu foot kyun maar rahe ne?
Boy: Goal karan lai.
Santa: Paar ball tan pehlan hi gol hai hor kinni gol karangey.
Santa and Jeeto were on an African Safari when a lion sprang out of nowhere & draged Jeeto with his jaws.
Jeeto: Shoot him, Shoot him!
Santa: I can't. I ran out of film.
Sardar Son: O God! Please make New York the capital of Punjab.
Sardar: Why are you praying for that?
Sardar Son: That is what I have written in my exam.
Santa: (puzzled look on his face) "You know, it's the weirdest
thing, I have been asking that question all day, and each
time I get a different answer."
Banta: J tu dasde ki is bag vich ki hai tan sare ande tere, j tu dasde kine ne tan 8 de 8 tere, te j tu dasde ki kidhe ne tan oh murgi v teri.
Santa: Koi hint?