Santa Banta Wishes and Status Messages - Page 14

How do you identify a Sardar's son in a class? Its simple, check who is erasing his notes when teacher cleans the board.

Once Sardarji went to Hotel and he had dinner and came back!























Sorry !
This time no jokes respect them atleast one day...

1day santa had a dream,dat sum1 killed hm.Nxt day he cleared hs bnk acount.Y?Bcoz in bnk it was writen.V make ur dream cum true

Nurse comes with newborn Baby and gives to SARDAR, Sardar jor se chillyaa - O munda hoya, munda hoya.
Nurse boli, Sardar ji meri ungli chodo kudi hui hai

"Oh, look at the dead bird." Sardar looked skyward and said "Where, Where?

Banta Singh finished his English exam and came out.
His friends asked him how he had fared.
He replied, "Exam was okay, except for the past tense of 'think'.
I thought, thought, thought and at last, I wrote 'thunk'!"

Santa - kal test ton pata laga ki meri body vich bilkul iron nahi hai .
Banta - kidan da test
santa - mein chumbak laga k dekhi c saali chimarhi hi nahi.

Q: How do you recognize Santa's son, Pappu, in School?
A: He is the one who erases the books when the teacher erases the board.

A sardar saw a man pick pocketing a purse.
Thief: There is Rs 150 in the purse.We can take 50_50.
Sardar slowley asked him,"what abt the balance 50"

Santa & banta were hanging on tree, suddenly santa fell.
banta asked: ku be thak gaya? santa answered: nahin pak gaya.

One day Santas Girlfriend asks him,
Darling,on our Engagement will you give me a RING?
Santa:Ya sure, Give me ur Telephone No.

Banta: Yeh chaaku kyon ubaal rahe ho?
Santa: Suicide karne ke liye
Banta: To phir ubalne kui kya zaroorat hai?
Santa: Kahin infection na ho jaaye

Girl: Will u marry me?
Santa: No, humare yahan shaadi sirf relatives mein hi hoti hai. Mummy ne Papa se, Didi ne Jijaji se aur Bhaiya ne Bhabhi se

Ek baar Santa Gangubai ke ghar jaata hai aur darwaza knock karta hai.
Gangubai: Kaun ?
Santa: Main !
Gangubai: Main kaun?
Santa: Tu Gangubai

Santa joined NASA. After one month the Americans had to change the name from NASA to SATYANASA

Santa ke bagiche mein bahut sare ped - paudhe thay, Santa naukar ko bola ped-paudhon ko pani dal.
Naukar: Sahab baarish ho rahi hai.
Santa: Abe to Chatri leke dal.

One day a sardar died due to brain tumer.
All the sardars started dancing instead of crying.
A person came astronished and asked the sardars why they are dancing.
One of the sardar replied atleast one of us had brain na paji....

Once a sardar goes 4 examination.
After getting the question paper,he reads out the instructions for 10 minutes and then takes out his shirt-then trousers.
Before he could have done anything more,the horrified superviser instantly appears and asks sardarji what's the problem?
Sardarji replies-ITS WRITTEN ON THE INSTRUCTIONS TO "ANSWER IN BRIEF".

Masterji: kal school kyu nahi aaya.
Santa: Gir gaya tha or lag gayi.
Masterji: kahan gire, kahan lagi?
Santa: Takiye pe gira tha aur AANKH lag gayi..

Once a sardar goes to a cloth store.
He said to the owner bhai indian flag dikhana...
Shopkeeper shows him some flags.
Sardarji looks at them and thinks for a while and says something.........bhai isme aur colours dikhana!!!

Santa & banta sending sms 2 their gfs.
Santa:mai tere mobile se apni gf ko sms bheju dekhte hain kya kahti hai?
Banta: No, agar usne handwriting pehchan li to...?

Santa to banta,"oye tu har sms mujhe do baar kyun bejhta hai".
Banta" vo is liye, ki agar tujhe ek forward karna ho to dusra to tere paas rehna chahiye".

Two sardars sat in a double decker bus, 1 up and 1 down.
The above one came running down.
Another asked Why are u coming down?
Sardar replied : There was no driver above.....

Santa to his wife:coffee jaldi piyo.
Wife:but why?
Santa:B'COZ hot coffeeis Rs.5 and cold coffee is Rs.20.

Two sardars are driving in a car,one sardar puts on the indicator and asks the other to check if it is working.
He puts his head out and says.....yes..no..yes..no..yes..no............!!!!

Ek sardar car me battery lagwane gaya,
Mechanic ne poocha "EXIDE" ki lagaun?
Sardar bole: yar, bar-bar kaun ayega DONO SIDE KI LAGADE!

Santa: Ghar ka saara keemti samaan chhupa ke rakh do, mere dost aa rahe hain.
Jeeto: Kyon! Aapke dost chura lengey?
Santa: Nahin, pehchan lengey.

Teacher: Agar apna character sudharna hai to sab auraton ko MAA kaha karo.
Student: Madam is se mera character to theek rahega, par mere baap ka bigad jayega.

Santa ki shaadi ek nurse se ho gayi.
Banta: Aur santa, kaisi nibh rahi hai?
Santa: Pooch mat yaar, jab tak sister na kaho, bolti hi nahi.

In a train compartment husband: Darling, mujhe to tumhari aatma se pyar hai, tumhare jism ki mujhe koi chah nahin. Main tumhari rooh ko chahta hoon, tumhara shareer to main kutton ko daal doon.
Banta sitting on upper berth says: BOW BOW