Santa Banta Wishes and Status Messages - Page 15

Sardar going with his sister, Some shouts "Oye, ,mashoka le ker kahan nikle" Sardar gets furious & slap him & says" Oye. mashoka hogi tero. Meri to behan hai"!

Once a sardar was riding his cycle suddenly he slips and fells onto the ground.

A young man who was passing nearby asks the sardar "oye paaji why did u slip."



Sardarji replies "no puttar that was only a joke."

Ek baar ek sardar sukhe khet mein boat chala raha hota hai.

Doosara sardar apni Biwi ko leke scooter pe jaa raha tha.

Pehle Sardar ko boat chalate dekh, woh apni biwi se kehta hai "dekho aise sardaro ne hi to sardar ka naam kharab kar rakha hai, woh to mujhe swimming nahi aati, nahi to mein usey bahut maarta."

2 Sardars looking at Egyptian mummy.Sardar1:Look so many bandages, pakka truck accident case. Sardar2: Aaho, truck nambar bhi likha hai. BC-1760!!

Sardar ji to his friend: Yar bari mushkil main hoon mairi bivi mujh say 1 kiss ka 100 RS laiti hay ..... friend: acha, yar to bara lucky hay doosron say to wo 500RS laiti hay.

A sardar was running with his pregnent wife,who was about to deliver, when another sardar asked him, O pernam singh, oye woti nu ais haal vitch le ke kithey puj rya vain,
pernam singh replied,assi Pizza hut chaley aan, sunya aa othey free delivery hondi aaa.

can you lend me 2000 Rs? i need it. please help me out, i know you have it, i wil return it .a sardar asks to ATM machine???????

A Sardarni asked her lover during a dating on a romantic evening.
She said to him, "Santa Darling, if we get engaged will you give me a ring?"
"Sure" replied Santa "what is your phone number?"

Santa=5 jeev jantu de naam das jo pani vich tarde ne Banta=1 daddu Santa=theek hai hor das Banta=4 hor daddu

A lady was kissing a lion inside a cage in circus.. Ring master asked can anyone do it? BANTA-main aana haan par pehla sher nu hatao.

Sante ne apne nave jame bache nu goddi ch chukiya.
Thodi der bad bache ne Susu kar ta.
Santa nurse nu bolia: Bibi eh piece leek karda hai badal ke leya. . . .

Lect: write a note on Gandhi jayanti..??
So..
santa writes "Gandhi was a great man but maa kasam i dont know who is Jayanti..

JOKES Santa: Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it? Banta: Post office.

Teacher 2 santa: Where u were born? Santa: In Tiruvanantapuram. Teacher:tell me its Spelling ? Santa: (after thinking ) I think i was born in Goa....

Teacher to Santa: is line ki english banao, usne apna kaam kiya or karta hi gya.
Santa: He done his work and done dana dan done dana dan....

Santa went to mysore palace.
Tourist guide - santaji plz dont sit there, its Tipu sultan''s chair
Santa - oye dont worry yaar i''ll get up wen he comes.!!..

Banta: tere pitaji kaise hai.Santa: kal pitaji kuwe me girke jorse chila rhe the.Banta: ab kaise hai?Santa:ab theek honge,kal se kuwe se koi awaz nhi ai.

Santa:-Mein thermos laya hu,is mein thandi chiz thandi rehti hai Or garm chiz garm
Banta:-to tune isme kya bhara
Santa:3 cup coffee Or 2 Pepsi. ........

Ik khota,usde piche ik hor khota,usde piche main te mere piche sara desh.....
Santa teaching his child the spelling of ASSASSINATION (ASS +ASS + I + NATION)...

Whats d height of STUPIDITY...??
Jab "KANS" ko pata tha ki Vasudev aur Devki ki aathvi (8TH) santaan uska vadh karegi to usne dono ko jail me sath kyo rakha..?

Santa :-Yaar Banta Dr. ne kaha mujhe aids hai. Yeh aids hoti kya hai?

Banta Singh:-
A - Ab
I - Iss
D - Duniya se
S - Sat shri akal.

Santa apni khubsurat BIBI ke sath TAXI me betha.Driver ne SHISHA set kiya.Ye dekhte hi SANTA gusse me bola"Meri BIBI ko DEKHTA hai,piche BETH taxi me CHALAUNGA.

Santa-muje munni chahiye. Wife-nahi muje munna chahiye. Santa-chalo gullu se puchte he. Santa & wife-gullu beta tumhe kya chahiye? Gullu-muje KUTTA Chahiye..

Santa- aapne dost nu kehnda,jadon main maranga ta sahmne wale sardara nu jaroor bulayo. Dost kyon? Santa -ohna diyan jananian murde nu jaffian pa pa rondian ne.

Banta: you cheated me.
Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to you.
Banta: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says This is all India
Radio!

Banta: Y did you buy ur wife a huge diamond ring for her B''day? I thought
she
wanted a car.
Santa: She did, but where in the world was I going to find a fake car?

Jeeto: Dekho woh admi mujhe ghoor-ghoor ke dekh raha hai.
Santa: Woh to kabadia hai, raddi pe nazar rakhna uski aadat hai

Santa: Agar tumhe kuch ho gaya to mein Pagal ho jaaunga.
Jeeto: Doosri shaadi to nahin karogey?
Santa: Pagal ka kya hai, kuch bhi kar sakta hai

A man to Santa: Ur friend is kissing ur wife in ur home.
Santa rushes home and came back within half an hour n slapped the man n
said: He''s not my friend.

Santa goes to buy a underwear. On choosing one he asks: How much for
this?
Shopkeeper: Rs 500
Santa: Arey bhai daily waer dikhaao, Party wear nahin chahiye.