Santa Banta Wishes and Status Messages - Page 8

Santa & his wife buy coffee in a shop. Santa says... Drink quickly...... Wife asks why... Santa says hot coffee Rs.5 and cold coffee Rs.10.

Banta: Jab main paida hua tha to military walon ne 21 topein chalayeen thi. Santa: Kamaal hai ! Sab ka nishana chook gaya ?

Banta: Marte waqt aadmi ko kya dena chahiye? Santa Birla cement. Banta: Kyun? Santa:Kyunk iis Cement mein jaan hai.

Santa: Sir hun meri salary wada diyo, mera vyah ho gaye hai. Boss: Factory de bahar hon wale hadseyan layi factory jimmevar nahin hundi

Santa : Sitting on The Top of the Mountain and Studying.... When Banta asked what he was doing.... He replied... Oye!! Higher Studies Yaar...!!!

What does Santa do after taking a xerox? He compares it with the original for any spelling mistakes

santa took an answering machine home and fixed it home somewhere in Rajasthan,but two days later disconnected it because he was getting complaints like "Saala phone utha ke bolta hai ghar pe nahin hai" ( "he picks up the receiver and then says he is not at home" )

Banta: What''s the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer? Santa: The taste.

Santa was standing below a tube light with mouth wide open.........WHY? Because his doctor advised him "Today''s dinner should be light".

Santa proposed to a girl...... Girl said: ''I''m 1 yr elder to you''. Santa said: ''Oye, no problem Soniye, I''ll marry you next year

Santa gets ready, wears his tie and coat; goes out, climbs a tree and sits on the branch regularly. Banta asks why he does this. Santa: "I''ve been promoted as branch manager."

Banta Singh was in court charged with parking his car in a restricted area. The judge asked him if he had anything to say in his defence. "They should not put up such misleading notices,"said Banta Singh." It said , "FINE FOR PARKING HERE."

Santa took 18 more people with him to watch a film. On being questioned about the big group, they replied that the film was only for above 18...

Santa Singh decided to start a chicken farm so he bought a hundred chicks to begin with. A month later he returned to the dealer for another hundred chicks because all of the first lot had died. Another month later he was back at the dealers for another hundred chicks, for the second lot had also died. ''But I think I know where I''m going wrong,'' said Santa. ''I think I''m planting them too deep.''

Santa meets his old friend. Santa: A & B, A & B, A & B, A & B, A & B. Friend: Oye, iska matlab? Santa: Kuch nahin yaar, I mean long time no C.

Santa: I tried ur number so many times, it always said ''Switched Off''!" Banta: Nooo, it''s my HELLO TUNE!

Man askd Santa:why U prefer prepaid connection than postpaid?Santa: prepaid me bahut fayda hai,call k bad bill badneke bajay kuM Hota hai

How did santa Kill a Lion? santa thinks N thinks hard & comes to a conclusion: I''ll drink poison n let the lion eat me. Hari Om!

santa got himself a puzzle game. It took him 10 hard months to finish it. He was so proud of himself because at the side of the box it was written: ?2-3 yrs?

Gurdas Maan: Santa ji, aapke bhai ki shaadi mein kitne gaane gaane hain, us hisab se rate lagega? Santa: 2-3 gaa kar prg shuru kar dena, baad mein sharabi baraat ne generator ki awaaz par hi naachte rehna hai

Santa was writing something very slowly. Banta asked: "Why are you writing so slowly?" Santa: "I''m writing to my 6 yr old son, he can''t read very fast

Sardar and his family went for a party. He introduces himself - I''m sardar, she sardarnee, the boy my kid & the girl my kidney

Santa : ''Have you ever heard of the Suez Canal?'' Banta : ''Yes, I have'' Santa : ''Well, my father dug it.'' Banta : ''That''s nothing, have you ever heard of Dead sea?'' Santa : ''Yes, I have.'' Banta : ''Well, my father killed it.''

TT: ticket dikhao? SANTA: lo dekho. TT: ye to purani hai. SANTA: to train kaun c nayi hai?.

santa to banta maine aisi chiz ki khoj ki he jis se tu deewar k aarpar dekh sakta he,banta ne puchha kon c chiz?Santa bola: Khidki.

Santa - "why are all these people running?" Banta - "This is a race, the winner will get the cup." Santa - "If only the winner will get the cup, why are the others running?"

Heights of Friendship: Santa commiting suicide, someone asked the reason. He said: My wife ran with my friend and I can''t live without my friend.

Santa Singh : ''Look Banta, what type of glasses they have made. The top is closed. How can you fill lassi in it ?'' Banta Singh : ''Yes, that''s funny. And even if you make a hole at the top, how will the lassi stay in the glass when the bottom is open?''

A street dog was chasing Santa and he was laughing. A bystander: why are u laughing? Santa: I have an Airtel phone, but still Hutch network is following me.

Banta was driving down the highway past a sign that said, "Clean Toilets 8 Kms." By the time he drove eight kms he had cleaned 14 toilets