LoveSove.com Wishes Collection

Teacher to Pappu - Batao Coconut aur Pineapple ke Tree me kya similarity hai? Pappu Kaafi der sochne ke baad -Madam,Dono Trees mein Angoor nahi lagtey.Gud9t.

Hawa chal rahi hai right,
Taare chamak rahe hain bright,
Moon taaro k beech me hai white,
Zyada mat socho band karo light,
Aur so jao
good night...

Dil se Dillagi Hum Kiya Nhi Karte
Apna Number Kisiko Diya Nhi Krte
Wo To AAP Or AAPKI dosti Achi Lagi Wrna Itne SMS Hum KisiKo Kiya Nhi Krte.

Uncle: Kya Kar Rahe Ho Beta Aaj Kal..??
Boy: Ji EnGineering
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Uncle: Ohh.. Humko Laga Padhai-Wadhai Karte Hoge.

Biwi ne Board dekha
Banarsi Saree Rs10
Naylon saree 8/-
Cotton saree 5/-
Wife: mujhe 500
rs do me 50 saree
khridungi
Pati-Surdas ki Ma
ye LAUNDRY ki dukan h

Teacher-How many planets are there?
Santa -
Mercury, Venus, Jupiter vagerah.
Teacher-
Aur batao?
Santa-
Aur bas sab badhiya!
Mata raani ki kripa.
Aap sunao...??

Ek bar NARADJI ne kuch aisa dekha ki wo behosh ho gaye..

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Taakat pane k liye..

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Hanumanji "RAJNIKANT CHALISA" padh rahe the. :

Santa Walking On Road
Samne Gobar Pada Tha
Santa Ne Jhuk Kar Ungli Dal Kar Taste Kia Aur Bola:
Oh!
Ye To Gobar H,Shukr Hai Mera Pair Nai Pada

Never try to find anythng unique or special in a person,
the day u lose dat person 4ever wil b the day u realise dat, dat person in itself was unique.
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Santa: 1 aurat ko ghurte hue ja raha tha,
Aurat:'dekhta kya h teri maa ki umar ki hu'
Santa: to mai bhi apne baap k liye hi dhund raha hu...!

Kinaro ki kabhi
Had nahi hoti,
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Taro ki kabhi
Ginti nahi hoti,
Bach ke rahna
Hamse ,
Qki hamare
"DIL" me kaid
Hue dosti ki
Kabhi 'zamanat'
Nahi hoti.

Kbhi na bhulo aap muskurana,
kbhi na khatam ho khushiyo ka khzana,
Apko mile jahan ki har khushi,
Chahe khuda ko pade roj zameen par aana!
Gud Nite!!

Combined study is the process of meeting of frnds at 1 place, where all aspects of world will be discussed except studies

Agar main sms Na karu,
Reply NA Karu,
ya Miss call Na kar pau,
To Samjh Lena "SMS Ka Raja" Aaram Farma Raha H!!
Par "PRAJA" Apni seva jari rakhe...

Never win over someone with argument,
but kill them with your silence.
Becoz,
People who always want to argue with YOU, can't bear YOUR silence...

Agar boy FAIL Ho
Jaye To
MUMMY 3 Words Kehti H...
1. OR JA GHUMNE
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2. GF B BANA LE
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3. SHARM NAHI AATI?
But
Dost 3 Word Me Dil Jeet Lete Hai
"ABE TU BHI"

A Simple FORMULA for BETTER Life
Never Try to DEFEAT Anyone
Just try to WIN from Everyone...

Any love or happiness given 2 anyone always comes back. Unfortunately we expect it from d same person...

Kiski Samjhu Keemat A Khuda Tere Is Jahan Me..?
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Tu Mitti Se Insaan Banata Hai or Wo Mitti Se Tujhe..!

This Morning I Got A Call FroM Heaven

They Said They Were Missing An Angel,

Don’t Worry I Won’t Tell TheM You Are Here…

Teacher: Chaman,
If Your Father Earned $100,000
And Gave Half Of It To Your Mother,
What Would She Have?

Chaman: A Heart attack

UMMidonke Sahare Jiye Ja Rahe Hai,

Tera NaaM Labpe Liye Jaa Rahe Hai,

1 TuM Ho Jo SMS Ka NaaM Nahi Lete

1 HuM Hai Jo SMS Pe SMS Kiye Jaa Rahe Hai..

Itna N Rona K Badal Lago.
Itna N Tadpana K Ghayal Lago.
Dua Hai Meri Hamesha Haste Rho tum.
Lekin Itna N Haso K Pagal Lago.......
HA HA HA HA HA

Rahat bhi tumse aati hai, chahat bhi tumse aati hai.. hamse kabhi rootna nahin, kyonki hamen muskrahat bhi tumse aati hai....

Ansu He Ankho Me Pr Bah Nhi Sakte
Duniawalo Se Darte H islie Kuch Kah Nhi Sakte
Pr Ye to Aap B Smjte Honge Ki
Hm Aapke Bina Rah Nhi Sakte

Na Maine Koi Gurur Kiya,

Na Aapne Koi Kasoor Kiya,

Bus Waqt Ne Humko Dur Kiya,

Maine Sms Aapko isliye Kiya

Kyon Ki Aapki Yaad Ne humme Majbur Kiya.

Kal Rat kitab meri mujhe dekhti rahi, Or neend mujhe apni taraf khasit ti rhi, Neend ka jhoka mera mann moh gya, Kal raat fir 1 honhar student bina pdhe soo gay

Log kehte hai ki iteni dosti mat karo,ki dost dil par sawar ho jaye ,ham kehte hai ki dosti etni karo ki dusman ko bhi apse payar ho jaye.

Dil Chahta Hai Ki Is Dunia Me Jo Sabse Khubsurat Hai
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Use Jaan Se Maar Du,
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Par Kya Karu
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Khud-Khushi Karna Paap Ha...
Gud nite

Udas aapko dekne se pahle ye ankhe n rahe.,Kaffa ho aap mujse to ye sase n rahe,Agar gum hi dete h ham aapko to aapki zindgi me hum kya humari yade bhi na rahe.